I was just texting a mutual friend, one of Fi's GM, and he asked me when the wedding is so he can request off of work. I told him the date, and said it's OK if he can't get off of work for the rehearsal because I'm sure he knows how to walk and stand.
Friend asks: "Wait... I'm in the wedding?"
I get panicked and ask Fi across the table. Fi says "Of course, I asked him a few months ago at [Bar]. You were there!"
I tell Friend: "Yes you are! Didn't Fi tell you?"
Friend: "Well, Fi was kind of drunk so I didn't think he was serious.
Yay I'm in the wedding! I guess I need to hang out with him more..."
Silly boys.
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."