Apparently you can buy makeup for your legs, marketed by none other than Joan Rivers. (I only know this because my church is collecting personal care products for organizations that work with women in the sex industry and people donated all kinds of stuff). I kind of couldn't believe that this was a real thing. My face upon seeing it was something like this:
In case you're interested, you can buy it
here. It comes in three lovely shades: cream, taupe, and orange.