FSS has recently decided he likes Bridezillas and the comments I get from him are possibly the greatest things ever! He also apparently has been lurking on here based on some of the things he has said; one of my favorite comments was "uhhh no unless you're marrying yourself it's not YOUR day".
Some other gems included, "If you talked to me that way not only would you not pay for a wedding you'd smack me in the head", "does she even care that she's getting married or does she just want a party? she should wait til her birthday", and "how the heck do brides have friends? I don't think bridesmaids should have to do any of that".
He has decided he has given up on people and if I act even half as bad as any of them he will hide all the wine until I agree to act like a person again.
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