Dear Discover Channel, it would seem after all these years our relationship is heading for the garbage. Really, it is you, not me. I have been sooo faithful, never missing shark week (even making sure it was DVR'd when the Army would make me go places where I couldn't watch it). I fully educated my children in the deeply held importance of Shark Week, and, in time, made sure my grandchildren were equally educated and appreciated the experience.
How do you repay my loyalty and fidelity? By showing bullshit fiction in the lineup and making it look like it should be real Shark Week programming. This is the second year Discover Channel. I gave you a chance last year and you just stomped on my heart again. A 38 foot shark named Submarine? He pushes a man out to sea so he can eat him later? Um, yeah, no.
The good news is that National Geographic is once again having a Shark Week of its' own running concurrently with yours and it has no fictional crap. Discover Channel, you suck.