This is silly, made me giggle

VarunaTT

And it's Monday, so maybe you need a giggle too:

So, this moth goes into a podiatrist's office. The doctor asks the moth, "what seems to be the problem?"

The moth says, "Well doc, i hardly know where to start. i hate my job but i can't quit because I'm in debt up to my compound eyes and the thought of going back every day for the rest of my life makes me sick. I don't get along with my wife anymore and none of my larvae have any respect for me at all. Most days, its all i can do to hold it all together and not fall entirely into the abyss."

The podiatrist clears his throat and says, "I'm sorry, you do seem to have a lot of problems, but I'm just a podiatrist. You need to see a therapist or a psychiatrist even. Why did you come to me?"

And the moth says, "The light was on."

0Face

I stopped mid chew...*GROAN*

GBCK

Color me amused.

also, this:

http://anti-joke.com/

I actually laughed out loud with the re-telling of the muffin joke--which wasn't *that* funny, but still amused me.  

(Specific retelling:  http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/page/142-there-are-two-muffins-sitting-in-an-oven-one-muffin-says-to-the-other-it-sure-is-hot-in-here
of this joke:

So there are these two muffins baking in an oven. One of them yells, “Wow, it’s hot in here!”And the other muffin replies: “Holy cow! A talking muffin!”