Hi guys!!
I want to know if I'm alone out there.
Yesterday was my last day at work before the wedding (I'm getting married this sunday). I was trying to close off as many projects as possible. I was emailing a coworker back and forth to ensure I was helping him to the best of my ability. At the end of the exchange, he thanked me, and wished me well on my wedding day. I said "Thanks! I'm going to dance until I can't dance anymore!" He responds with "Well, save some energy for the wedding night!"
Ugh.
I am packing up my things and the cleaning lady shows up. She jumps in surprise as I am normally not here that late but I really didn't want to leave anyone with something I could fix myself. She recalls I am getting married and we have the typical "Good luck, much happiness!!" exchange, which I find very touching, as I have only just gotten to know her. Then she says "Don't drink too much!"
"Oh! I won't, I assure you." I really mean this. I want to remember the day we worked so hard for. I want to catch up with friends and family, as bask in the glow of becoming a wife, not get black out drunk and fall over (like I normally do when I drink too much). I'd fall over into the cake. I bet you I would.
"Wet it, don't soak it. Be ready on your wedding night." I'm assuming she means my thirst.....I hope.
Ummm...really guys? Twice in one day I have heard advice on banging my new husband. This isn't new to us. We aren't virgins, not that it's anyone's business.
I'm just curious is anyone else has received the same treatment, and who made the comment. I've received some great advice and well wishes too, but the sex ones made me roll my eyes a bit. Of all the people I would have thought made sex comments, these two were not the ones I would have named to do so.
ETA: I think I fixed the paragraph issue......YAY!