I unearthed the cross stitch EABOD unicorn you made me for-ev-er ago for secret satan (it was you, right?) and it's definitely getting a place of honor in my office.
I told DH I wanted to hang it and he was like, "What the hell is this?" I said, "It's a cross-stitch unicorn telling you to eat a bag of dicks."
He couldn't help but laugh.