dear god wedding fiasco

JaniV123

My MOH/BFF was telling me oft this wedding she and her H are going to on Dec 26...during the day....in long formal dresses.... 

Its her H's BFF and they specifically indicated long dresses for the wedding, which is early in the day. 

And the bride was bitching because she got a lot of declines...

KatWAG

I would show up in jorts.

larrygaga

No! Don't spend time paying attention to Christmas! Forget your family time! Memememmememee pay attention to me I'm more important it's my BIG DAY



That's how I view holiday weddings.

mikenberger

If it wasn't 20 outside, I'd totally rock a skort to that wedding. And the day after Christmas?  You self important people. I never buy the "All of my family will be together anyways. We might as well get married when everybody is around!" NO. What do you think your friends are doing? Just waiting on your family to get together so you can get married?

No. They aren't. I promise.

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jenna8984

KatWAG said:

I would show up in jorts.

hahahah I burst out laughing. jorts.

Or a Santa outfit.

climbingsingle

I hope the men are wearing long dresses too. 

levioosa

Yeah....to be fair this year we are spending Christmas day with my Dad's family and the day after Christmas with my Mom's family.  No way would I be skipping out on seeing my Grandma for some chick that's telling me I have to formally dress to attend her daytime wedding. 

lyndausvi

Dear god NO!  CMG better put on blinders or she will be doing this:

novella1186

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

mikenberger

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

Wait? Does that zipper go both ways? Meow.

pinkcow13

Nope! Granted, I always work the 26th. But still!

lyndausvi

I'm totally side-eyeing a Dec 26th day time wedding.  Sorry, I know you can get married anytime you, but WTF?    It's the day after xmas  most people are in food comas from the day before, others use that day to visit family/friends they did not see on xmas day.     Plus it's a weekday.  Shocking, but not everyone has off on Dec 26th.   For a lot of people it's a normal work day (including me).

Don't get me started on the long dress thing.

jenna8984

mikenberger said:

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

Wait? Does that zipper go both ways? Meow.

I was super confused by that! I'm like well girls can't whip it out to pee sooooo under what circumstance would it need to unzipped upwards? LOL

Inkdancer

jenna8984 said:

mikenberger said:

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

Wait? Does that zipper go both ways? Meow.

I was super confused by that! I'm like well girls can't whip it out to pee sooooo under what circumstance would it need to unzipped upwards? LOL

(So you don't have to get naked for sexytimes. It's cold in Canada.)

JaniV123

I wonder if she will any other wedding nightmares or ettiquete breachings... I will have to ask my bff for deets later hahaha she was hesistant to go, you know 8 months pregnant with a long dress during the day, etc. but i think her husband is in the wedding and anyways its his bff I was like, "if i could help you stay home i would" and she was like "well i could always have really bad nausea and back pain plus braxton hicks" lol

Maggie0829

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

So the two way zipper is odd, but is it weird that I kind of love the sweatshirt/pant onesie?

lurkergirl

JaniV123 said:

I wonder if she will any other wedding nightmares or ettiquete breachings... I will have to ask my bff for deets later hahaha she was hesistant to go, you know 8 months pregnant with a long dress during the day, etc. but i think her husband is in the wedding and anyways its his bff I was like, "if i could help you stay home i would" and she was like "well i could always have really bad nausea and back pain plus braxton hicks" lol

I would strongly encourage her to sacrifice her comfort and her bladder to attend so that she can tell you the details, and then you can come back and tell us.

banana468

lyndausvi said:

I'm totally side-eyeing a Dec 26th day time wedding.  Sorry, I know you can get married anytime you, but WTF?    It's the day after xmas  most people are in food comas from the day before, others use that day to visit family/friends they did not see on xmas day.     Plus it's a weekday.  Shocking, but not everyone has off on Dec 26th.   For a lot of people it's a normal work day (including me).

Don't get me started on the long dress thing.

Is food coma another word for hangover? 

lyndausvi

banana468 said:

lyndausvi said:

I'm totally side-eyeing a Dec 26th day time wedding.  Sorry, I know you can get married anytime you, but WTF?    It's the day after xmas  most people are in food comas from the day before, others use that day to visit family/friends they did not see on xmas day.     Plus it's a weekday.  Shocking, but not everyone has off on Dec 26th.   For a lot of people it's a normal work day (including me).

Don't get me started on the long dress thing.

Is food coma another word for hangover? 

well if you ever get your butt to CO you would understand food coma.  DH makes so much food.   Geez.     Both families do too.  You do not have to eat for days.

levioosa

banana468 said:

lyndausvi said:

I'm totally side-eyeing a Dec 26th day time wedding.  Sorry, I know you can get married anytime you, but WTF?    It's the day after xmas  most people are in food comas from the day before, others use that day to visit family/friends they did not see on xmas day.     Plus it's a weekday.  Shocking, but not everyone has off on Dec 26th.   For a lot of people it's a normal work day (including me).

Don't get me started on the long dress thing.

Is food coma another word for hangover? 

If you do Christmas right you'll have both. 

VulgarGirl

mikenberger said:

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

Wait? Does that zipper go both ways? Meow.

It's a bisexual zipper.

Sugargirl1019

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

Well I think it's cute and really want one... But that bottom zipper looks weird and bothers me. Baby penis or something.

wrigleyville

I actually kind of like that Christmas sweatsuit combo thingie, but I would never leave the house in it. It does look really comfy, though.

Anyway, fuck a December 26th wedding. I would maybe go to one on the 27th, depending on how close I am to the couple and how long it takes to travel, but not the 26th. No way. That's just stupid.

Plus, I know - to each his/her own - but I'd hate to have my wedding anniversary the day after Christmas. I say this as one of those combo Christmas/birthday gift recipients.

JaniV123

lurkergirl said:

JaniV123 said:

I wonder if she will any other wedding nightmares or ettiquete breachings... I will have to ask my bff for deets later hahaha she was hesistant to go, you know 8 months pregnant with a long dress during the day, etc. but i think her husband is in the wedding and anyways its his bff I was like, "if i could help you stay home i would" and she was like "well i could always have really bad nausea and back pain plus braxton hicks" lol

I would strongly encourage her to sacrifice her comfort and her bladder to attend so that she can tell you the details, and then you can come back and tell us.

So far she is attending, so I cant wait to hear about it and come gossip about it here!! hahaha

PS. that PJ hahahaha Fi would probably say "sexaayyyyy" LOL (sarcastically obvs)

lyndausvi

Don't you live in PR? 

If yes, is that where the wedding is?  Tourist wise isn't this one of the busiest times of the year (I know it is over in the VI)?  If they have OOT guests it's also the most expensive time of year to visit?  Boxing day is a holiday there too right? 

JaniV123

lyndausvi said:

Don't you live in PR? 

If yes, is that where the wedding is?  Tourist wise isn't this one of the busiest times of the year (I know it is over in the VI)?  If they have OOT guests it's also the most expensive time of year to visit?  Boxing day is a holiday there too right? 

Yes I am from PR, I am not entirely sure but I would guess it is the busiest tourist time because christmas time here is awesome hahaha IDK about OOT but usually weddings here people are local since you can get from one side to the other in about 2 hours. But it really is a family time and people usually go to the center of the island or the west/east to visit family, so yeah. 

WHat is boxing day? hahaha 

banana468

lyndausvi said:

banana468 said:

lyndausvi said:

I'm totally side-eyeing a Dec 26th day time wedding.  Sorry, I know you can get married anytime you, but WTF?    It's the day after xmas  most people are in food comas from the day before, others use that day to visit family/friends they did not see on xmas day.     Plus it's a weekday.  Shocking, but not everyone has off on Dec 26th.   For a lot of people it's a normal work day (including me).

Don't get me started on the long dress thing.

Is food coma another word for hangover? 

well if you ever get your butt to CO you would understand food coma.  DH makes so much food.   Geez.     Both families do too.  You do not have to eat for days.

I would LOVE to! Someday we still need to have a GTG Yankee game.

ashley8918

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

So, uh, where can one purchase these?

DON'T JUDGE ME.

luckya23

ashley8918 said:

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

So, uh, where can one purchase these?

DON'T JUDGE ME.

I just saw them in the men's section at Marshalls.

Sugargirl1019

luckya23 said:

ashley8918 said:

novella1186 said:

I would show up in this and be like "whut bitch? It's the day after Christmas, I'm on vacation. Psh." 

So, uh, where can one purchase these?

DON'T JUDGE ME.

I just saw them in the men's section at Marshalls.

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