I see this a lot

mrsconn23

Signature lines that say something like:

"Sent from my iPhone 

Probably in a hurry and no time for spell check..."

Why not just say, "I'm lazy, rude, and don't care if the reader of this e-mail can understand me"?

Today, I want to drive to this person's house and punch them in the face.

Heffalump

mrs.conn23 said:

Today, I want to drive to this person's house and punch them in the face.

Is it the same person you wanted to punch yesterday?  If so, this is a pervasive pattern of dumbfuckery, and someone needs to put a stop to it.  The only thing necessary for the triumph of dumbfuckery is that good [wo]men should do nothing...

Also, I feel like it's one thing if you don't know how to turn off your iPhone email siggy [cough, my mom, cough].  It's quite another if you know how to get to it, and rather than turning it off, you make it even dumber.  But that's probably more personal preference than anything.

mrsconn23

No, this is a client. 

The dumbfuck from yesterday (and the day before) is just an annoying know-it-all bitch.  She seriously went on a 10 min 'lesson'/rant in our team meeting about the difference between EDT vs. EST.  And when our supervisor tried to move on, she kept cutting him off. 

This is not new behavior.  I feel like telling him that he needs to shut her down because she hasn't changed in 10 years.  I love to see her given a 'ho sit down' because she's the *woooorrrrssstttt* .  I have a list a mile long of shitty things she's done in, and out, of work.

Her sister is on our team and is the nicest person ever.  I have so many questions for her about her sister that I can never ask.

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I mean, you can delete that line, right?  So yeah---basically, I agree with you.  Yep.

PS.  I was told not to "worry about things" and now that those THINGS are going down the shitter....yep.  *TOLD YOU SO*