Saturday night I tossed on my flip flops I normally wear for the pool while we were hanging out with family. Of course Max waited until the last minute to have to pee. I raced inside trying to find a free bathroom. He got to the potty then managed to pee on me like only boys can do.
I said "It's not a party until someone gets peed on." The kid didn't miss a beat "At least it was your water shoes."
This child makes me laugh and cry regularly.