I'm in a cranky yet playful mood so let's play a game of finish the sentence.Oh BF, If I didn't love you so much... I would have rung your neck at the wedding this weekend as you pointed out the six million things you want to do differently at your wedding. (Any time I mention someone elses wedding apparently that counts as pressure)Oh Mother, If I didn't love you so much...you'd be dead by now for calling me at 6:30 this morning to ask me about socks.
"but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara