I just found this gem this morning. It cracked me up. I considered editing the text to add punctuation, but forget it. This is C&Ped besides taking off their phone number. Enjoy.
Pink ball gown
"This is a never worn ball gown I bought it for my wife 2 weeks a go and now she left me right Be for the wedding I gave 500 on the gown just call me and it's yours for free i just want to give it away to piss her off because shes is a no good for noting low life that stole my baby from me in the midd of the night her and her fam 3 days Befor my girls b day that she thinks she's thinks she's something great because she comes from a pill poping lowlife family that no mater what they got there all still trash drug adicks well any way i have all paper work for the gown call for more info 867-5309 "
ETA: To correct my own horrible spelling.