Since we didn't do it yesterday....

csousa1

Dear Rain,

Go away. And no, you may not come back another day, you have been here for quite enough days in a row already. People's moods are becoming darker with every droplet of precipitation that you fling at us, and it would be nice if you laid off for a bit.

Sincerely,
Sodden and Mildly Irritated



Dear Self,

Go back to the gym. I'm not kidding. It really isn't funny anymore.

No love,
Girl who refuses to bulk up for the winter



Dear Milanos,

STOP LOOKING AT ME! And tell your friend the Oreo that his blatant eyeballing is becoming uncomfortable. I don't want to sit at your cool-kids table, I want to stay at the loser table with my friends Bran and Fiber and not succumb to your bad influences.

Unrequited Love,
Fat kid at heart (and unfortunately in reality)

MissOwl

ooh i'll play

dear self,
today's the day to start the diet and exercise thing officially. you're getting married in exactly one year.
love,
procrastinating bride

dear self,
stop staying up worrying. write a list and go to bed.
love,
sheep-counting worrywart

CCO2012

Dear Landlord,

 Please check on our neighbors. We worked too hard cleaning our apartment and fighting off bed bugs everyway we know how. If they are sneaking in from their apartment as we think I need them to get it taken care of. I don't want to clean like that every night for the next year!!!!!

Sincerely,
Your itchy and annoyed tenant!

Dear BF,

Please stop freaking out about these bugs... You haven't gotten a new bite since we scrubbed down the apartment and covered everything in those special bags. I'm working with the landlord and exterminator the best I can to figure out who has them and how to get rid of them. Your stress is making mine worse!!!

-Your past her limit girlfriend

thejucheidea

Dear Seattle,

One month until we meet again. It has been far too long, old friend.

Yours,
Wanderluster

PS: I want some pu-erh, so stick it in the ground to get it more fermented for me. Also grease the conveyer belt because I'm gonna be eating the hell out of some kaiten-zushi.

thelamarrs

Dear self, 

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS. No matter how boring the professor is.

Love, me.

Dear sleep, 

I know it's only two weeks into the semester but I miss you.

Sinceerely, me.

jemmini6

Dear Weather,

Cool the fvck down already!  I know I live in AZ and that it's hot here, believe me, I've been through 24 summers now, but this 110+ is getting old this year.  90's would be nice, maybe even a little rain?


Dear Muscles,

It's now been 2 days since you were worked hard, please stop being sore.  I don't appreciate walking like I'm 80 years old.


Dear Me,

Stop procrastinating on your last DIY project.  I know it's time consuming and a little monotonous, but seriously, you have less than 2 months to go.  They aren't going to make themselves....

motoLyn

Dear Car,

 I apologize profusely for not washing you like I promised I would.  But at least your oil is changed and there is a new air filter.  So please please don't get mad at me and start making trouble.

Sincerely,
Your sorry owner

Dear Spetember,

Why the hell does everything have to happen this month?  I don't see what's so special about Septermber that there has to be birthday parties, baby showers, bridal showers, mud run and vacations.  I feel like I'm coming home from one event to change my clothes and go to another one.  PLEASE STOP!

Sincerely,
Can't wait for the month to be over

Ollie08

Dear Anxiety,

You suck. Go away.

Love,
Sleepless-in-the-cloud


Dear Neck,

I'm really sorry we got in a fight or something, but can you please stop being mad at me? I would really like to not feel like I'm wearing a neck brace. You're so stiff and unwilling to compromise. Please don't make me take you to the Dr.

Sincerely,
The Rest of Me


Dear Me,

I'm really really really really really sorry for my alcohol consumption last night. Seriously, I apologized, can you stop being hungover now. I feel like poo and had to call in to work today.

Love,
The twat waffle that decided to do Tequila shots last night

niknik15

Dear rain,
Please, please, PLEASE come to Texas! The fire right next to my parent's house needs to be put out asap. The 5 fires here in the last 3 days has me stressing out way too much. Is it too much to ask for a couple inches?
Sincerely,
girl who doesn't remember what rain smells like

bsidebella

Dear New Mexico,

What have I ever done to you? Did I do something, say something that offended you? Was my sacrificial offering of pecans not satisfactory? 

How come no one who lives in your state wants to do secret shops? I am offering your residents quite a bit of dough just to spend 20 minutes in a supermarket. Please tell them to return my calls and emails so I can give them money and my boss won't glare at me and our client will be happy.

Either that or I will have your state privileges revoked. I know people.

Sincerely,
A disgruntled and frustrated field coordinator.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_didnt-yesterday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:26cd1760-e79b-479e-89f2-d84666feb696Post:9469bc7f-a58f-4015-9266-2831a10f03dd">Re: Since we didn't do it yesterday....</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear New Mexico, What have I ever done to you? Did I do something, say something that offended you? Was my sacrificial offering of pecans not satisfactory?  How come no one who lives in your state wants to do secret shops? I am offering your residents quite a bit of dough just to spend 20 minutes in a supermarket. Please tell them to return my calls and emails so I can give them money and my boss won't glare at me and our client will be happy. Either that or I will have your state privileges revoked. I know people. Sincerely, A disgruntled and frustrated field coordinator.
Posted by bsidebella[/QUOTE]

If I was still in NM I would so do this for you! I think people hate secret shops because everyone I know who was interested always got scammed by fake secret shops.  I worked at a hardware store once and was secret shopped, I totally scored a 100% as my happy little cashier self and my manager was happy and rewarded me with good smelling things :)

bsidebella

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_didnt-yesterday?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:26cd1760-e79b-479e-89f2-d84666feb696Post:3d602029-5b09-4bde-81d5-1b30ba3def8f">Re: Since we didn't do it yesterday....</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Since we didn't do it yesterday.... : If I was still in NM I would so do this for you! I think people hate secret shops because everyone I know who was interested always got scammed by fake secret shops.  I worked at a hardware store once and was secret shopped, I totally scored a 100% as my happy little cashier self and my manager was happy and rewarded me with good smelling things :)
Posted by amsybot[/QUOTE]

The worst part is, with my company you have to sign up with us before you start doing shops, so I'm not telemarketing - these people <em>know</em> that we're going to be calling and begging them to do shops!

But I think everyone in New Mexico is like, out of town today or something because no one is picking up the phone or checking their emails. I've had it with the whole state, frankly. We only have 300 shoppers there, which isn't a lot (compared to the 4000 that are in Michigan), so getting people to go to tiny out of the way places is really f*cking difficult.

Peaseblossom55

Dear rain,

please stop. Thank you!

me

Dear self,

Stop stressing over producing, just relax and take it one step at a time.  It will all be fine.  

me,