NKUI-JI

lunarsongbird

NKUI-JI= Not Knotting Under the Influence- Just Inappropriate.

If you were single and living freely...
Would you consider not having sex with a guy if he was really unimpressive in the package department?

What do you consider unimpressive?

What other "inappropriate" questions do you have?

lunarsongbird

Ooooh...LOVE the impressive ones.

I'm not sure how I would feel about my "first time" if I was having it now. At the time it was WONDERFUL- and probably perfect for my first time, honestly. (Wouldn't want one of those impressives ones on my first time!). I think now i would be really disappointed with my first time.

cu97tiger

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[QUOTE]<strong>Yes. Sometimes it's just not worth another number.</strong> In my single, slutty days, I definitely did sleep with a guy when I wasn't planning to because it was THAT impressive. Lol.
Posted by buggle2[/QUOTE]

<div>This absolutely. I kind of decided if you couldn't feel it through the jeans while messing around, it probably wasn't worth it. (blushes)</div>

Peaseblossom55

It just wouldn't be worth it,   I was with a guy for awhile who was very unimpressive and it was no fun, lesson learned.

SKP82

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NKUI-JI : This absolutely. <strong>I kind of decided if you couldn't feel it through the jeans while messing around, it probably wasn't worth it.</strong> (blushes)
Posted by cu97tiger[/QUOTE]

LOL!  Totally. 

FI gave me an orgasm the first time we were making out (and grinding/dry humping).  That had never happened before.  I absolutely had to sleep with him the next day.  :)

To answer you question, Lunar, I have been right about to have sex with someone and then said "no" because it wasn't impressive.  I've also had to say "no"  in the middle of it because it was TOO impressive. 

Oh, and sorry if said anything TMI, but I <u>AM</u> KUI.  :)

tdwpg1984

Well I dated a guy who was extremely unimpressive. But made up with it with mad skills in erm, OTHER departments.

Would I do it again? Depends on the circumstances. If it was just a random, probably not, but if it was someone I really liked, probably would. Because he too may have mad skills.

SKP82

Lunar's post in the other thread made come up with an inappropriate question.

Did you bleed the first time you had sex?  I did not.

motoLyn

Lunar, I would have to pass on unimpressive.  I mean if the guy knows it, he can make up for it other ways but in my experience hasn't been worth giving the guy any more of my time.  As for SKP's question that be no I did not.

Though sometimes I think if a guy can work me up into a frenzy a brush could probably set me off.  Whoo thank goodness its Friday I'm going home and claiming Danish Man. 

lunarsongbird

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NKUI-JI : I didn't.  I busted my hymen on a plastic organizing bin when I slipped getting out of the tub.
Posted by hellotarra[/QUOTE]

Ow. Ow. OW. OW. OW. OW. OWWWWW

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lunarsongbird

I'm sexually broken. I'm never horny. ::sigh:: I'm hoping that my herbalist will help. Did I tell you all I am going to an herbalist now?

[Deleted User]

I don't know what's impressive or what's not.  honestly, it's one of the reasons I'm glad that I waited for my H...  I don't have to worry about comparing (or really, him comparing me) and one of us coming up "short".  he he.

surprisingly, I did not bleed.  it was uncomfortable, and still is at first.  oh well.  obvs, I got over the discomfort. 

HULU

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NKUI-JI : This absolutely. I kind of decided if you couldn't feel it through the jeans while messing around, it probably wasn't worth it. (blushes)
Posted by cu97tiger[/QUOTE]

<div>Lmao, this post made my day. XD</div><div>
</div><div>No, I've never really cared. I would hate to be judged on my almost non-existant boobs, so who am I to judge a guys junk? My "very first" was an absolute HUNK, but was "unimpressive" (I guess) in that department. I look back on it now and laugh. Not because he was "small" or "did nothing for me", but because I was his first "white girl". He was always used to his own race (Asian) and was quite the "womanizer". After he failed time and time again to "please", he broke it off with me and started dating asian women again. XDDDD</div><div>
</div><div>As far as bleeding during sex, no, my gyno broke me during a yearly exam. She didn't take time to read my chart that stated I was a virgin, and did not use tampons. Most excruciating pain I've ever been in (1, because she was using the "salad spoons" as my mom calls them, and 2, I'm pretty small down there).</div>

polkadot111

I thought this meant: Not Knotting Under The Influence Just In Case. I was thinking you were maybe pregnant or something. 

Anyways... 

Would you consider not having sex with a guy if he was really unimpressive in the package department?  I would as long as it would still be enjoyable.

What other "inappropriate" questions do you have?

Spit or swallow?

tdwpg1984

Did you bleed the first time you had sex? No. I had an accident when I was 6 and tore my hymen then

Spit or swallow? neither, because I don't allow things to get to that point.

HULU

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[QUOTE]I thought this meant: Not Knotting Under The Influence Just In Case. I was thinking you were maybe pregnant or something.  Anyways...  Would you consider not having sex with a guy if he was  really  unimpressive in the package department?  I would as long as it would still be enjoyable. What other "inappropriate" questions do you have? Spit or swallow?
Posted by polkadot111[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>I originally thought it meant Not Knotting Under the Influence - Just Intoxicated. XD</div><div>
</div><div>Like a PP, I think I'm sexually broken, too. I won't say I've had sex a TON in my life, but all of the times I have (with different people), I've never once reached orgasm. I always get to that "feel like I'm about to pee myself" stage, but that's it. :\ I've had it a couple of times doing the "dry deed", but never during ACTUAL intercourse. x_x</div><div>
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HULU

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[QUOTE] What other "inappropriate" questions do you have? Spit or swallow?
Posted by polkadot111[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>I can't even bring myself to answer that question. XD</div><div>
</div><div>I will say, though, that once the deed is done, I make FI clean up QUICK. Man icky is alright when I'm still in the mood, but once that rowdiness wears off, it absolutely makes me sick. I cannot stand seeing it or smelling it when I'm not in the mood. /TMI

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leia1979

I feel like I can't even answer the first question. I'm not all that interested in sex, and my number is pretty low for my age (4).

On spit or swallow, I say neither. 

jaycee7389

Ya lol. I doubt I could still be in the mood after seeing it haha.

SKP82

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[QUOTE]Did you bleed the first time you had sex? No. I had an accident when I was 6 and tore my hymen then<strong> Spit or swallow? neither, because I don't allow things to get to that point.
</strong>Posted by tdwpg1984[/QUOTE]

Whaaaat?  You don't go down on your BF?  Do you expect him to do that to you?

SKP82

I've only swallowed a few times (and only with FI).  The first time was when I was giving him road head on the Autobahn.  I didn't really have anywhere else for it to go.  I definitely gagged. 

I now find that if the shaft is more in the deep throat position when he finishes, it's much easier to "swallow".  Otherwise, I pull back right when he's about to finish and continue to use my hand. 

I enjoy giving BJs to FI.  It REALLY turns him on, which turns me on.  Also, I would feel guilty having him go down on me if I wouldn't do it to him.  I'm pretty freakin' good at it, too, so I wouldn't want him to not experience it at least occasionally. 

lunarsongbird

Spit or Swallow? Both and Neither. I've done both in the past. However- before Andrew and I started being intimate- I told him about how my ex drank a lot of coffee and it was SUPER bitter and it kinda freaked me out....So Andrew hasn't been too interested in doing it until completion. I ask him- but he says he'd rather move on to the real thing.

Hulu- You're not alone- I'm still looking for the allusive O. Silly O...you'll be mine someday!

Weirdest "sexual" experience?

I had been hanging out with a guy for awhile a few years ago. We had not been intimate...so we were making out pretty heavily....I took my top off and BLAM...he was done...like...DONE. He never really wanted to hang out after that. I think maybe he was embarrassed.

lunarsongbird

Is everyone in agreement that that stuff tastes and smells like paste?

ETA: Ejaculate. Fine...I said it.

Swazzle

I don't want an itsy bitsy peen in me. 

I didn't bleed.

I do not swallow.

I love this board.

SKP82

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[QUOTE]Is everyone in agreement that that stuff tastes and smells like paste? ETA: Ejaculate. Fine...I said it.
Posted by lunarsongbird[/QUOTE]

I think it smells like bleach.  I hate the smell of bleach.  I won't let FI put bleach tabs in the toilet because it makes me gag in the morning when I have to pee. 

SKP82

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[QUOTE]I might try to not have sex with someone if they were really unimpressive. Like, it if it was someone I was just trying to hook up with. I'd probably give it a chance if it was someone I wanted to pursue romantically. I mean like, Mo is definitely not "OMG, wow!" in that department, but he's above average. Re: spit/swallow, I swallow.<strong>I don't understand people who spit. Then you have to HOLD IT IN YOUR MOUTH. To me, that is way grosser cause it's just like hanging out in there. Ick. </strong>Also, I feel like spitting then sort of loses intimacy, if that makes sense. Oh, and no, I didn't bleed the first time I had sex. But my hymen had broken from a combination of horseback riding and my first few gynecological exams when they were trying to figure out why I was bleeding for like EVER.
Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]

True.  I either swallow or finish with my hand.  I've never spit it out. 

Does anyone actually spit?  Maybe the question should be swallow or don't let him ejaculate in your mouth?

SKP82

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[QUOTE]<strong>I honestly have no idea when my hymen broke.  I had no idea that you could figure that out.</strong> I was also a gymnast and started using tampons before I had sex, so it definitely broke before I lost my virginity. I've had small before.  It wasn't that bad actually.  I found myself enjoying it.  He was a really awkward guy though, so we stopped dating really soon after we started.   I do NOT enjoy BJs.  I avoid them at all costs, but if I DO have to do it, I just finish with my hand.   Stress has killed my sex drive recently, so I'm not interested in sex at all right now.  It's rough but honestly if FI has a problem with it, I don't really care.  I don't need another thing to worry about right now.  Only one month until spring break!  Ugh.
Posted by yaga13[/QUOTE]

Me either!  I would assume if it was broken when I lost my virginity, I would have bled, but I didn't. 

I did fall on a bar at the jungle gym when I was little.  I landed on it between my legs.  I don't remember bleeding, though. 

Who the hell knows. 

Elle1036

I am giggling so hard right now.

Swazzle

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NKUI-JI : True.  I either swallow or finish with my hand.  I've never spit it out.  Does anyone actually spit?  Maybe the question should be swallow or don't let him ejaculate in your mouth?
Posted by SKP82[/QUOTE]

<div>I spit.</div><div>
</div><div>If he told me I had to swallow or he wasn't going to finish in my mouth then I hope he enjoys handjobs (which he doesn't).</div>

SKP82

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[QUOTE]I swallow with H but we don't blow to completion usually because he's ready to move on. We both use oral as a preamble and then if I am hanging after the main event he'll use BOB, oral, or hands to make sure I have a satisfactory experience. Here's one: do you have multiple orgasms per session or the cluster multiples? <strong>I usually have two or more separate orgasms on a normal day... though when we've been drinking and have sex more than once a day he tends to last a long time and we've gotten to double digits.</strong> It depends on external factors too. When I'm stressed I have trouble.
Posted by hellotarra[/QUOTE]

Bitch.

Just kidding.

I've only ever been able to have one orgasm.  But, my one orgasm is usually fantastic, so I really can't complain.  I'm just glad I'm not in the "never can orgasm" category.  Sorry Lunar and Hulu.  :(

SKP82

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NKUI-JI : I spit. If he told me I had to swallow or he wasn't going to finish in my mouth <strong>then I hope he enjoys handjobs (which he doesn't).
</strong>Posted by rdr716[/QUOTE]

Ha.  I'd actually rather give a BJ than a HJ.  It's just easier. 

polkadot111

This is cracking me up. I seriously didn't think you guys would actually answer my extremely inappropriate question. haha!!

This board is the best!