So, I promise I'll stop back with a far better update, but I'm still catching up on getting back to regular, everyday, wedded life. In the meantime, yes, we are happily married and while the day wasn't perfect, it was pretty damn close.

To tide you over til I can give a proper recap...eye candy!


Pre-Wedding Cocktail Party with some uppity b*tches - Ana, Mutley, Hetshup and Rickylee (and a Mr. Man!)

Yes, he really is as sweet and snuggly as he appears to be


Some of the "Old Guard" sent a handkerchief around the country chain-mail style and signed it, and Mutley hand-delivered it to me that night. I carried it with me down the aisle. It's framed in my office now.


My dad and I going down the aisle. The blue beads are a rosary my ex brought me from Paris for the day.

I think this pretty much says it all


Anyone who placed bets on me to cry before DH lost big time - couldn't wipe the smile off my face to save my own life.


Despite promises to deliver a moving rendition of "I'm On a Boat", rickylee did actually read a proper, church-sanctioned reading.


My dad messed up his one line of the ceremony, to which Mr. Man immediately began giggling. We all kinda lost it at that point. LOL

It's officially official


Post-ceremony sunset...

Our wedding party...all the different dresses on the girls looked AMAZING.


First Dance...our DJ was super pumped because we picked a song only one couple had used prior to us.

The Knottie Table. I'm not making this sh*t up.


Open in case of hysterical fits of laughter.

I hope I look half that good seven months after giving birth.

Double jerry-rigged bouquet "toss"!

Our super trashy garter toss. We used Jace Everett's "Bad Things" (theme to
True Blood). It got HUGE laughs - probably the biggest of the night.

Love this girl

Hope everyone's doing well...I'll be back soon to catch up on the comings and goings...

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