EWWWW

desertsun

http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/1303330806/language-butchery-damn-now-all-i-can-think-about

Ana_2985

That is so wrong.

coastiegrl25

PLllleeeaaSSSEee tell me this isn't real? This world really needs an I.Q. test in order to procreate.

SeaTea02

Yummy...

desertsun

I really should know better than to eat and be on the interwebz at the same time.

bethsmiles

Oh wow. I don't know which was worse, the fact that the public school system so obviously failed her or the fact that she thought that was an appropriate direction to take the conversation.

Elle1036

I can't believe this.  She actually advised them to have period sex by putting down a dark towel?  How ignorant!  Everyone knows that the shower is the way to go.  Gah.

Ok, in all seriousness, this is atrocious.  The only positive thing is that her use of the English language is aaaaaalmost terrible enough to obscure what she's actually saying.

loves2shop4shoes

FI read this with me and said, "...and that's why we need a Department of Population Control."  Haha.  Love FI.

loopy82

I like how she says you will get pregnant if you have unprotected sex right before your period. I guess maybe there is a small chance, but this wouldn't be very likely. The whole conversation is pretty ridiculous.

Tula214

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ewwww?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:822f351a-c1dc-4a0f-8d79-c37f3149ef34Post:c88c43dd-872a-476f-9b05-ed66402499fd">Re: EWWWW</a>:
[QUOTE]I can't believe this.  She actually advised them to have period sex by putting down a dark towel?  How ignorant!  <strong>Everyone knows that the shower is the way to go</strong>.  Gah. Ok, in all seriousness, this is atrocious.  The only positive thing is that her use of the English language is aaaaaalmost terrible enough to obscure what she's actually saying.
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]


That made my day(night)

I can't believe that WHOLE conversation. I hope she doesn't take "Angelica's" advice very often. Maybe instead of social networking that, she should take to a doctor? I don't know, maybe I'm crazy.

loves2shop4shoes

Maybe this girl needs to jedi mind trick pregnancy into happening... I think she should plan a surprise ice rink delivery!

MLekathLEEN

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ewwww?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:822f351a-c1dc-4a0f-8d79-c37f3149ef34Post:c88c43dd-872a-476f-9b05-ed66402499fd">Re: EWWWW</a>:
[QUOTE]I can't believe this.  She actually advised them to have period sex by putting down a dark towel?  How ignorant!  Everyone knows that the shower is the way to go.  Gah. Ok, in all seriousness, this is atrocious.  The only positive thing is that her use of the English language is aaaaaalmost terrible enough to obscure what she's actually saying.
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

..but if you do it in the shower, you'll still see the love juice. Unless of course, you have the lights off in the shower but that might not be the smartest idea either...oh, wait.

I'm glad none of my friends are this open on their facebooks

cruisebunny7

It was like a grammatical tran wreck.  I had to keep reading, it had me trapped. 

 

HeartOverMind

Wow..That was just really sad!

LizzyTish88

It freezes my internet when I try to read it, but I'm thinking I wouldn't want to anyways lol

calindi

Ugh... there's very few things that gross me out more than talking about someone else's menstrual blood and semen.  Especially when the combination is called "love juice".

*dry heave*

Beads921

Just...wow. There should be a test before you're allowed to sign up for Facebook: if you are determined to be too dumb, to be an oversharer, or to be just plain gross, you aren't allowed to join..

PaigeMcC

klassy.

GreenPepperBurger

I'm disturbed that Angelica said "all mine," meaning her multiple pregnancies. I can envision her as one of those Maury Povich women, who have five children by five different men and go on the show in search of "her baby daddy."

Ick ick ick.

leia1979

Does Maury do anything but that anymore? He must own the genetic testing company by now.

sapphirebaby926