There's a new troll on TK who's actually funny. At least at first.
I give you HoratioCaine:
http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_honeymoon_honeymoon-during-hurricane-season-eek(scroll down about 2/3)
And yes, Snippy already posted this on E, but in case you haven't seen it, enjoy!