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Funniest thing I have heard in a while

This is going to sound like an odd start to a funny story, but...most of you know about my aunt Linda passing away about two weeks ago. Her funeral was the Friday before last at about 2:30 in the afternoon.

My aunt Teresa, who is my dad's sister (my aunt who died is my mom's sister), was close to Linda, and she and my uncle and my 24 year old cousin Matt were all going to attend the funeral. Teresa is getting ready and realizes she hasn't had anything to eat all day. She looks in the fridge for something to grab, and sees some yummy looking chocolate cupcake type things. She grabs one, eats it, and continues getting ready.

Fast forward a few moments, and my aunt is starting to feel funny. She has tunnel vision and everything sounds far away. She tells my uncle she isn't sure what's wrong, but that he should drive to the funeral, and possibly take her to the emergency room if she gets any worse.

They all pile in the car, and she mentions eating the cupcake. My cousin Matt looks at her in horror, and says, "Mom, tell me you did not eat the entire thing. They're pot cupcakes. Even my friends and I don't eat a whole one at a time!"

She ate the whole thing.

My poor aunt spent her good friend's funeral high as a freakin kite. She told my mom that twice she panicked and thought to herself, "Oh my God did I put on clothes?" And had to sneak glances at herself to make sure she had on shoes, pants, and a shirt.

I nearly died when my mom told me this today. We had a good laugh about it, and I just had to share!

Re: Funniest thing I have heard in a while

  • danimarie88danimarie88 member
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    edited December 2011
    Yikes! Poor lady :( it is kind of funny though!
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_funniest-thing-heard?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:bd6109c5-e5d2-401e-ab8f-a10117b95e71Post:a2609080-0a69-4839-8e3a-63fca5d588ff">Re: Funniest thing I have heard in a while</a>:
    [QUOTE]That totally cracked me up and then I read it to BF who also laughed. <strong>Was this something that your aunt (the one who passed) would have gotten a kick out of? Cause that would make it even better! 
    </strong>Posted by LivLeighton[/QUOTE]

    It totally is! I guess she was a bit of a pothead when she was about 19, so she would definitely have thought that was hilarious too.
  • SKP82SKP82 member
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    edited December 2011
    Too funny!
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  • polkadot111polkadot111 member
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    edited December 2011
    hahahaha!

    I watched a movie once (a really dumb movie- can't remember the name now) where a guy was high at a funeral. Reminds me of that movie. haha.
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  • becunning2becunning2 member
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    edited December 2011
    Hehehehe!  I'd hate for that to happen to me, but it's definitely hilarious. :)
  • Elle1036Elle1036 member
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    edited December 2011
    Hilarious.  That reminds of the scene in the original Death at a Funeral where that one guy is totally tripped out on anxiety meds.  Anybody know that movie?
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    edited December 2011
    That is hilarious!!! 
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_funniest-thing-heard?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:bd6109c5-e5d2-401e-ab8f-a10117b95e71Post:0775b438-619e-4e7b-aa9e-c6532d17d76b">Re: Funniest thing I have heard in a while</a>:
    [QUOTE]Hilarious.  That reminds of the scene in the original Death at a Funeral  where that one guy is totally tripped out on anxiety meds.  Anybody know that movie?
    Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

    That is an AWESOME movie. I laughed so, so hard.

    And I think that I'd prefer being stoned out of my mind at a funeral. Just sayin'.

  • edited December 2011
    That is so funny!!  I had to tell BF what I was just laughing about so he got a chuckle too.  
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  • polkadot111polkadot111 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_funniest-thing-heard?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:bd6109c5-e5d2-401e-ab8f-a10117b95e71Post:0775b438-619e-4e7b-aa9e-c6532d17d76b">Re: Funniest thing I have heard in a while</a>:
    [QUOTE]Hilarious.  That reminds of the scene in the original Death at a Funeral  where that one guy is totally tripped out on anxiety meds.  Anybody know that movie?
    Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

    Yes! That's the movie I was talking about!
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  • edited December 2011
    wow pretty funny.

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  • ravenrayravenray member
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    LOL!  I told Fi and he laughed.  Was she pissed at her son?  I would be.
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    edited December 2011
    That's hysterical!!!  



  • edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_funniest-thing-heard?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:bd6109c5-e5d2-401e-ab8f-a10117b95e71Post:0775b438-619e-4e7b-aa9e-c6532d17d76b">Re: Funniest thing I have heard in a while</a>:
    [QUOTE]Hilarious.  That reminds of the scene in the original Death at a Funeral  where that one guy is totally tripped out on anxiety meds.  Anybody know that movie?
    Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

    Great movie! They did an american remake, but i can't see it measuring up. I've got a bit of an affinity for british comedy :)
    OP you made me LOL. I wish I could have witnessed this.
  • csousa1csousa1 member
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    I don't think she got too mad at him, she does have a great sense of humor so she was able to laugh it off. I'm sure she told him to be way more careful about where he stores his treats in the future though haha!

    I love Death at a Funeral - the original British version, I haven't seen the remake.

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