So today, I was at lunch, eating my gordita and talking to my coworker. Well, I decided to lean over and see how a cat's name was spelled, and at the same time my chair decided it had things to attend to in the opposite direction. So I fell right outta my chair with a loud crash, dropped my gordita and broke my plate, and then had to pick ceramic shards out of said gordita because darnit I was hungry!
Now, if this was just in front of my coworker I would just have laughed it off. But no. I was also right in front of a doctor who I'm pretty certain thinks I'm incompetent by now because every time he's near I do something amazingly clutzy and/or stupid. Like last week: I dropped my coworker's giant cup of horchata all over my lap, desk, chair, and the floor, as well as medicine vials. I'm always dropping syringes and running into things, or forgetting stuff, and it's always when he's RIGHT THERE.
I'm always clutzy, but for some reason I seem to be at my worst when he's the doctor on shift that day. Augh! -_-
I also forgot about the sutures in my arm from my biopsy yesterday and picked up a giant anesthetized dog, subsequently nearly dropping said giant anesthetized dog when it hurt like a muthah. Again, in front of that particular doctor.
There is just no way he doesn't see this when he looks at me:
Any embarrassing work stories to tell?