I figured I would start:
Stop being so dead.
Dear director of the show I auditioned for last week:
I really want to hear about casting even though now I'm 99% sure I am not cast. I just want to know what my schedule will look like for April and March.
I want laminate floors, please install yourself and cheaply too.
The girl sick of her crappy carpets
I love you so much. I'm really looking forward to vacation in 2 weeks and all of the exciting things we have planned for this year.