Open Letter Wednesday

Swazzle

Dear Ladies of NEY,

I you lots!!  Sometimes I really don't know what I would do without you!!

Love,

RDR

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Dear Body,

I know you're reeeeeally hurting today but remember it'll be worth it in the end when we're hot tamale-ing it up in Grand Cayman in 2 months!!

Love,

Future hot tamale

*****

Dear FI,

I love you & I can't wait for Saturday!!!!!

Love,

Your FI

*****

Dear Bailey, Hailey, & Lucy,

I love you to pieces but soon I'm going to have to kick you all out of the bedroom at night.  It's not nice that you collectively think it's a good idea to take up half of the bed & kick me off the bed throughout the night.  I need my beauty rest!!!

Love,

Mama

becunning2

Dear self,

Buy an umbrella.  Walking in the rain sucks.

Love,

There goes my hair for the day...

Dear Advisor/Foreign Language Methods Teacher/Chair of Master's Committee,

I hate you. So much. Apparently I should have lied when you LOST my midterm and asked me what grade I had gotten on it and had to resubmit the exam to you. I've gotten my first A- of my graduate career from a woman who HAS NEVER READ MY LANGUAGE STANDARDS! I'm not going to be a SPANISH teacher. I'm going to teach LATIN.  GAHHH!

Sincerely,

F*CK OFF.

Dear Self,

Get it together. You can finish the semester. Just try to zen during class.

Hugs,
Me.

peekaboo2011

Dear Self,

Pull it the eff together.  You're a wreck.  And the conversation you had with Mast last night didn't help things completely, but it should have helped some.  Get. It. Together.

Love,

Peek.

Dear Work,

You eff me over one more time and I will walk out on you.  As of right now, I have a job offer in SC, and I'm this close to taking it and not even giving notice.  You're going to need to back the eff off and give me some space.

Signed,

Your Inventory Clerk is feeling Taken Advantage Of.

Dear Coworker,

Throw something at my head "just to be funny" one more time and see what happens.  I will kill you.

-Me.

Dear Mother Nature,

Bite me.

Peek.

Dear Job Application,

I know I'm supposed to have you done, like, yesterday.  But PLEASE don't close out my session until I get home tonight.  PLEASE?!

Me.

cu97tiger

Thanks TK for eating my post... basically it was this:

1-I miss FI and am jealous he is going to see castles in Germany while I'm here working.

2-I cannot wait for this weekend - reunion w/ my college girlfriends. 

3-I'm getting my hopes up that they are surprising me with some kind of shower. It's silly, but would mean a lot to me if they did. It's probably flameworthy, but it's how I feel.

bsidebella

Dear Bosslady -

Sometimes, you're better than my real mom.

Love,
Grateful employee

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Dear shops -

Fill yourselves. I'm getting a pedicure.

No love,
Field coordinator

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Dear FI's BFF,

You are a master with a glue gun. I cannot believe you have been so generous with your time and patience to help us make our Halloween costumes. You have a talent that I am so extremely jealous of, and can't believe you won't let me pay you with cash and are settling for pancakes instead. I cannot wait to post pictures for all my lovely NEY ladies to see! I am in awe of your talent. You're the (wo)man!

Love, love, love and love some more,
The girl who is taking you to IHOP as a thank you.

lennonkdc

Dear Irish, 

Thanks you for finding me on Facebook

xoxo,

ME

Dear BF,

I'm sorry I was snippy last night. Thanks for cleaning the kitchen...(I promise to actually thank you IRL, since obvs you don't lurk on NEY.) 

Love,

Your stressed out GF

Dear Supreme Court of Ohio,

My name better be on the list Friday morning. OR ELSE!!!! 

Signed,

woman who really really really can't fathom having to spend another six months of her life dealing with this sh!t

csousa1

Dear Work,

Calm down. PLEASE!

Tiredly,
Irritated worker

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Dear BF,

You are adorable. Thank you for everything you have done for me the past couple of weeks with all of my craziness and stress. However, don't EVER give me a bite of a pot brownie, ever again. I know you were just trying to help, and you didn't think one bite would affect me, but seriously that was the worst hour and a half of my life before I managed to pass out. I still love you madly though, and you are too cute for words. I really can't wait for this fun weekend with you

Love,
Your very low-tolerance GF

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Dear Self,

Go to the gym. Siriusly. And put that fvcking cookie down. You have to fit in that dress in December - it's not an option.

Disdainfully,
Sousa's growing ass

bsidebella

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-14?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:e322983f-5b95-4c56-b0fc-bde6d0bd5d09Post:077f3877-79c9-4f2e-8985-9f73e5a063ec">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear BF, You are adorable. Thank you for everything you have done for me the past couple of weeks with all of my craziness and stress. <strong>However, don't EVER give me a bite of a pot brownie, ever again</strong>. I know you were just trying to help, and you didn't think one bite would affect me, but seriously that was the worst hour and a half of my life before I managed to pass out. I still love you madly though, and you are too cute for words. I really can't wait for this fun weekend with you :) Love, Your very low-tolerance GF
Posted by csousa1[/QUOTE]

So, next time should he try cupcakes or cookies? Or maybe cake? ;)

csousa1

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-14?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:e322983f-5b95-4c56-b0fc-bde6d0bd5d09Post:1256be7e-4ed4-496f-a5a5-e57a94962721">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : So, next time should he try cupcakes or cookies? Or maybe cake? ;)
Posted by bsidebella[/QUOTE]

Haha! No, nothing, ever. That was my first and last experience with marijuana-filled treats. Awful.

loves2shop4shoes

Dear Body,

Please stop craving junk food.  You're making it hard to lose weight.

Love,
The hand that feeds you

Dear FI,

I love you.  You're the best.  You are the best part of my day, every day...even if you do fart profusely in your sleep.

Love,

Snuffalupagus

Dear Job I Interviewed Twice for and REALLY Want (You know who you are),

I know I probably won't hear back from you until Friday...but I want this job SO BADLY!!!  Not to sound mean, but I hope the rest of your interviews go terribly, so you'll hire me!  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE hire me!  I promise I won't screw it up!

Thanks,

Girl who desperately wants the vacant job

Dear other jobs I'm interviewing for this week,

A job offer from one of you would be lovely as well.  I need a job, you need an admin.  Funny how that works, isn't it?

Best,

Hopeful job applicant

polkadot111

Dear body,
don't let anything major be wrong. Kthanks.
Polka

Dear FI,
I love you so much! Thanks for deciding to come up to visit this weekend, I cannot wait!!!
Me

Dear test in an hour,
I will kill you!
polka

becunning2

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-14?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:e322983f-5b95-4c56-b0fc-bde6d0bd5d09Post:b28f1a0f-4efa-47f9-a64b-fe9aad7c5c47">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear test in an hour, I will kill you! polka
Posted by polkadot111[/QUOTE]

<div>Go, Polka, go!  Kill!</div>

Ollie08

Dear Body,

Please please please please don't get sick AGAIN. I already feel like sh!t and I don't know how much longer I can blame it on allergies before I admit I've got a cold. Please get over this like now.

Sincerely,
Sick and tired of being sick and tired

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Dear DD,

Please know that I love you. I really do, but dang you're pushing my limits these days. Why do we always have to have an adjustment period when you get back from your dad's? Can't you just be my sweet little girl again?

With all the love in the world,
Mommy who's tired of being so cranky

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Dear FI,

Please understand I just feel blah and I need your help. I'm overwhelmed with everything going on and I need your support. And by support, I don't mean leaving the house early while I'm struggling with the girls so you can stop and get breakfast on the way to work.

Love,
Super stressed FI

bsidebella

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-14?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:e322983f-5b95-4c56-b0fc-bde6d0bd5d09Post:b28f1a0f-4efa-47f9-a64b-fe9aad7c5c47">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear test in an hour, I will kill you! polka
Posted by polkadot111[/QUOTE]

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tafft1

Dear Hubby ,

Thanks for putting up with my emotional rollercoaster the past month. Between these unexpected test reults , the biospy scheduled and the my late mother's birthday all in one month you have beena  saint through it all. Thank you for standing by me in all the ways ypu promised. I'm so lucky to have you in my life.

Love ,

Your appreciative wife

Dear Work ,

How do I thank you for being so awesome ? Not only do I have a job but one I enjoy and great people who have gone above and beyond is accomodating my appointments and modified working duty when needed. You rock.

Sincerely ,

Grateful to work here

Dear body ,

Please cooperate with me. I am doing this for your own good. It will get easier I promise.

Love ,

Getting back on the wagon

doubleSS07

Dear soon to be open position at work:

Yes that's you and it's not a veiled threat it's a promise if you and your cronies don't get their crap together and get organized.  I am tired of being the do everything girl while the bosses play at their home in FL ugh!  Just so you know other positions have been talking to me!

Suck it
ME

To the sexy dude I call BF:
Love you mucho and can't wait to see you tonight...after the gym and body pump

your equally sexy GF

Oh Body pipe down..you know you love body pump!

Dear fellow NEY's:
This is a cool board, Thanks!

signed
STILL ney

GoldenPenguin

Dear Fat Self,

Run. Seriously. You are large & in charge & you need to get your ass in shape. You didn't put the Couch to 10k app on your phone for funzies. USE IT.

Love,
Desperately trying to come out, in-shape Self
 
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Dear 20+ jobs I've applied for,

Hire me. Someone, please, just hire me. I have a very hard time believing there are people out there with 7-10 years of PR experience who have better resumes than me who WANT to move to Maine.

Sincerely,
A Maineiac who REALLY wants to go home

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Dear Nana's Doctor,

Please take care of her during back surgery. I'm not home to take care of her yet, so you have to do a spectacular job fixing her & making her better.

Love,
Her Favorite Granddaughter (don't tell the others)

Elle1036

Dear NEY, Just wanted to tell you again how great you all are. I'm going to think of some way to thank you appropriately, for real. Love always, Elle Dear sinuses, Please drain. Thanks, Pounding skull

leia1979

Dear boss,

It's really hard to do my job when you don't tell me anything and I get all my info from other people. I'm very frustrated and am only sticking around because I love my team and want my stock options.

-Leia

ravenray

Dear Blood,

 

Um where did you come from?  I hope nothing is wrong.

 

Stop IT!

Girl who is really confused about having blood down there and not being on her period.

 

Dear FI,

 

I love you.  Thanks for the cold kiss this morning.  You are the best

Love,

Your FI

 

Dear Future Venue,

Why can't you just fall into my lap?

Stressed Bride

 

Dear French oral Presentation,

I am going to kick your ass, right after I stop playing online...

Procrastinator!

Peaseblossom55

Dear sweeney todd cast,

Thank you for being so patient and such a great cast. 

love

Your producer

Dear someone on the production team,

we need lots of blood for tonight, it is sweeney todd.

Thanks,

Producer

Dear Self,

I promise you will get a ton more sleep next week.

love,

me

miamary

Can I still post here although it's thursday?

Dear FMIL, 

you're an amazing person. Hopefully one day I can show you the love you deserve. You know, it's just because my own parents messed me up. But I'm working on it. 

Love, A.

Dear therapist, 

I REALLY don't see how the fact I don't have a thing for animals is related to any of my current issues. Why the heck are we spending half an hour talking about this?? I mean, I'm not paying for it. But still. I fell like you're kinda forcing your opinion on me and that's not good. Also, how do I know when to stop when I don't see the clock?

Yours, irritated client.

Dear self, 

get the act together about that damn thesis NOW!!! Suck it up and just do it. You'll feel much better after. 

Me.

Dear sick self, 

please, get better. This does not help with the thesis work. 

Sincerely, me.