Last night, I had the most wonderful 'horrible proposal/ugly e-ring' dream. Please enjoy what is surely a sign that I am a freaking whack job...
It all started with el senor asking me to marry him, mixed into a 'things we should do this year' conversation we were having in bed. I was super excited but then two seconds later he was incredibly angry with me over something that I can't even remember. I walked upstairs to the kitchen where he was telling my mom and Bean what he was so angry about, to hear all three of them trash talking me. I started bawling hysterically asking what it was I had done.
From there I went into the bathroom and my butt exploded. After I had taken care of business I walked down the hallway and threw myself down the stairs. The whole time I'm tumbling (in slow motion) Bean was screaming "MOMMY! NOOOOOOOO!" I got to the bottom of the stairs, jumped up (as if I was a tumbling queen), and heard the doorbell ringing. I then opened the door to a guy in an Air Force uniform saying he was there to collect a debt from one of my older brothers and my mother. He started demanding that I give him their SSNs. Then I realized this dude's Air Force uniform was not quite standard. He was wearing a cowboy hat with rhinestones all around the brim, and his patches were all bedazzled. Instead of pants, he was wearing super short denim cutoffs and cowboy boots.
Oh and the e-ring, it was yellow gold and fashioned to look like a belt buckle, like this:
And now we have proof that I have a sick and twisted mind.
Anyone else have a fun dream to share?
"Stuart was scared, but he loved Margalo, Mommy. And there is nothing bigger than love." -The Bean
"His farts smell like Satan's asshole mixed with a skunk's vagina. But it's okay, because I love him." -CSousa