Not even kidding, our "local" (from LA even though we live 2 1/2 hours from there) news station just aired a commercial for a segment they're going to do tonight on . . . . ENGAGEMENT CHICKEN.
The line went something like, "You've tried threats, bribery, yada, yada . . . but we'll show you how you get him to marry you using only, a chicken." All while showing a live chicken pecking away.
What about engagement pork? Or engagement tofu? Or what about there's nothing about cooking a chicken (or anything else!) that will "make" someone marry you?!?