Creepy "wedding night" comments

casyme

Just a rant...

I'm already getting creepy comments, mostly from older relatives, about ye olde "wedding night," as if I'm some blushing virgin.  Jokes about getting me sexy lingerie, jokes about "well, you'll want to leave the reception early, riiiiight?!?"  Ewww, people.  I am 36 damn years old.  I lost my virginity to a Depeche Mode song, that's how old I am.  I have seen a penis; in fact, several.  My fiancee and I have been living together for two years and obviously sleep in the same bed.  Why get all gross just because I'm getting married?? 

If anyone's come up with a snappy yet grandma-appropriate reply, please let me know!

losttimetraveler

What about the reverse? Say you're a virgin, wearing a champagne/ivory dress, and getting comments that it must mean that I've done it before?
Or getting comments that its a great thing that I've accepted the fact that I shouldn't be wearing white...
Jeez, just because we haven't spent every moment of our dating and nondating life in your presence and I may have mentioned that I enjoy kissing doesn't mean that we've given up on our mutual desicion to wait for marriage and have had sex.
My parents annoy me..