So, I'm riding the couch today while I decorate it with tissues and rock some serious bed-head. My sinuses are locked up tighter than Fort Knox, my head is pounding out some gnarly drum music, and if my nose keeps running this way, I'm going to start pulling tourism away from Niagra Falls.
So before I head out to Walmart to scare the poor employees there while I zombie-shamble through the pharmacy section, anybody got any suggestions for symptom treatment? I mean, I feel honored and all to contribute to humanity's arms race against viruses. But at day three, I'm getting desperate for some relief.
Thanks in advance for anything you can share. Even if it's: "Hit your head until you pass out". Been considered!