The worst story you will ever hear (NWR)

MeaganR12

If you are easily offended, please stop reading. This is a truly disgusting story. 

So my FI and I spent 2 weeks in Denver this Christmas and took 2 of our dogs with us but left De Yum Yum with my dad. I think I've mentioned this before but my parent's are getting divorced so it's just him and his dogs at the house. 

Well we picked her up Monday night and everything seemed fine. Then Tuesday morning I'm in the side yard with her and she poops. My neighbor walks by and says, "Hey there's a condom stuck in her poop!". He's a jokester so I assumed he was trying to freak me out so I just laughed dismissively. But then he says, "No really, there's a condom in her poop."

so I look closer and see this:

A condom in her poop. I don't know what's more disgusting to think about. My dog eating my dad's condom. Or the fact that the condom was not used on my mom :-/

AllyG303

ewwwwww!

BeabullMom

YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!!!!

LADY324

Meagan ewww didn't your dog freak out when she was pooping it out.  This is gross too but sometimes my long hair gets stuck on one of my dogs toys so when he is playing with his toys in his mouth I guess a hair is stuck on it and when he poops my hair is stuck in his poop and he totally freaks wiping his butt on the ground and that is just over a hair.  But that is just gross that your dad left it lying around somewhere too!!!!!  Did you say anything to your dad or just let it go b/c I don't think that is a convo you want to have!

MeaganR12

She pooped it out like it was totally normal! Like she just eats condoms everyday! I keep thinking what if she had choked on it? She's a pretty small dog. 

I'm definitely not bringing it up to him. So awkward. 

mekiakoo

Wow, I'm just glad that it didn't get stuck in your dog!

Maybe, just maybe your dog tore up the condom packet and ate the rubber (all fresh and clean)? Let's just assume that's what happened!

bells24412

ewww!

BmoreBride311

Wow, yeah worst story and even more horrifying picture!

ceglare4

That is just gawd-awful. Yuck!

k8888

WHOA

Maybe your dad happened to be walking his dog and it ate it off of the street somewhere?  My dog would eat anything he could on our walks back in the day... including dead squirrels.

Nati05

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[QUOTE]Maybe, just maybe your dog tore up the condom packet and ate the rubber (all fresh and clean)? Let's just assume that's what happened!
Posted by mekiakoo[/QUOTE]

I'm hoping for this too! How the hell did she manage to eat the condom in the first place?? And whyyy?! That is crazy!

colleenm18

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[QUOTE]Wow, I'm just glad that it didn't get stuck in your dog! Maybe, j<strong>ust maybe your dog tore up the condom packet and ate the rubber (all fresh and clean)?</strong> Let's just assume that's what happened!
Posted by mekiakoo[/QUOTE]


I am hoping this for you!!  And I cant believe she just pooped it out all normal like Lady said with the hair and her dog, that happens to my dog all the time too.  Also thankfully she didnt choke, get it stuck in her intestine or get sick from eating it!

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Oh gross! I'm with you on not bringing it up because that would definitely be really awkward!

7E&G7

I think I would have been sick, poor De Yum Yum well at least your furbaby is ok. I would definitely have to say that is the grossest story I've ever heard

BrightFirefly

Oh...em...gee..

I scrolled down to the picture first - like WTF - and then scrolled back up to read the story.

Uhm! Weird and gross! I think it's extra gross that it was your dad's condom! ew ew ew.

When I stayed with my ex-bf - his dogs use to dig tampons/pads out of the trash..:: gag gag gag:: No matter how much you wrapped them...

Nati05

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[QUOTE] When I stayed with my ex-bf - his dogs use to dig tampons/pads out of the trash..:: gag gag gag:: No matter how much you wrapped them...
Posted by BrightFirefly[/QUOTE]

Ughhh that happened to my roomates and I in college once with a puppy they adopted. A plumber was supposed to fix our bathtub and since it was an on campus aparment he just keyed in. Luckily I got there 2 minutes after him to find that the puppy had dragged out and chewed ALLLL the papers and tampons/ pads of 3 girls all the way out to the living room. OMG soooo embarrassing. Fortunately the plumber was a dog lover himself, so he knew the deal and didn't freak out about it. Yuck!

Elinetrouwt

Grossest. Thing. Ever. I mean, big time ewes. But can't the dog have picked it up on the street or in the park somewhere? Sounds more plausible than the dad story.

michelle11988

That is totally gross!! I agree that maybe the dog picked it up somewhere else.  Just hope for that instead of the alternative.

Madisonpenny

I would have been more relieved that it hadn't gotten lodged in her intestines and made her incredibly sick, and if not treated, died.. I would NOT be holding my tongue on this one.