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Yep. That's my special boy.

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So, I was in the kitchen just now cooking a delicious breakfast for dinner meal and Ben comes in and says "what kind of poop are you cooking tonight, mom?".

This led to a nice chat about being thankful for the things that mommy does for him and the fact that he has food to eat when other children aren't so lucky. But I'm not going to lie. The poop part made me laugh.

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    Glad I'm not the only one. I did manage to hold in the laughter so that he didn't realize I thought it was funny.
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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    HA!! At least he said poop and not something else. I figured that would be a running joke in your house!
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  • FutureMrsFraserFutureMrsFraser
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    haha too funny!
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  • missy68missy68
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    How much do you think M paid him to come ask you that question?? :)

    That's a great story. I love Ben stories.

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    Missy, Matt wasn't even here. He did it all on his own. Bless his heart.
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  • deepcovejackiedeepcovejackie
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    I have a Fraser story.  When he was about Ben's ago now, he turned to me at the dinner table and said "Mom, it's not called your 'junk' its called your 'genitals'".
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  • barbbhowwbarbbhoww member
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    Haha!  That cracks me up!  Was he totally serious when he said it or was it funny to him? 
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    Gotta love those boys!
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_yep-thats-special-boy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:07a7ccd0-f426-40f6-9da2-64ea22abe5ffPost:bd6b4507-9b03-464f-83a7-dd0e60a1cfc1">Re: Yep. That's my special boy.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Haha!  That cracks me up!  Was he totally serious when he said it or was it funny to him? 
    Posted by barbbhoww[/QUOTE]

    It was definitely funny to him. He thought it was the best cut down ever.
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    Ha! That is awesome. How old is Ben?

    My 7 year old brother is such a smart ass. The other day, he was being really naughty. I said, "You better change that attitude, or we're going to have an issue." He said, "You're the issue." Then he ran away, and tripped over the well, and hit his face. I said that God has just karama-ed him for being mean. He said, "God had nothing to do with it!"
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  • PetraStonegirlPetraStonegirl member
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    cew- Ben is awesome! Now in a week or so, after he's forgotten it, tell him dinner is poop on a bun and make sloppy joes!
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  • shellydiane820shellydiane820 member
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    He is his mother's son :)
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  • saschaduransaschaduran
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    Clearly, he was under the impression that poop is in the top ten most used vocabulary words.  I wonder why.

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    I would have told him it was cat poop tonight.

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  • MarriedInAFeverMarriedInAFever member
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    Ben sounds so stinkin' cute. I don't know how parents hold it together and not completely lose it laughing sometimes.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    He is kind of adorable. But I'm partial because I'm his mom. :)

    Jasmine - he's 5 going on 14.
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  • missy68missy68
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    Ben and Andy would be buddies in school. And would shortly get separated into different classrooms for getting into trouble.
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  • goheels05goheels05
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    The stories in this thread made me laugh.  I'm going to be a horrible mom.
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  • btrflykate1230btrflykate1230 member
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    OMG that's hilarious! He's totally your kid.

    Poop.
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