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Do your kids stay up all night? Tell them to "Go The F*&$ To Sleep"

http://www.parentdish.com/2011/04/27/lullaby-and-goodnight-now-go-the-f-to-sleep/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl10%7Csec3_lnk2%7C59250

Excerpt from the book:

"The cats nestle close to their kittens.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the [email protected]#k to sleep."

Re: Do your kids stay up all night? Tell them to "Go The F*&$ To Sleep"

  • Haha I saw this book the other day. Pretty funny, though I don't know if I'd read it to my kids ;)
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  • I'm pretty sure my dad used to say something along those lines, but he didn't read it from a book. lol
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  • Hee hee hee hee

    That's kinda funny in the same way that it was (darkly) funny when Morgan Spurlock said he was going to punch his future kids anytime they drove past McDonald's so they would associate fast food with bad things rather than good things like toys.
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  • edited April 2011
    This is awesome.

    Growing up, I shared a room with two of my sisters until my youngest sister was old enough to not need the crib in the "baby room" anymore, so then it became my room.  Anyway, our bedtime routine consisted of saying our prayers and my mom sang "Good Night Ladies" before turning out the light.

    My parents bedroom was right next to ours so if we stayed up talking, they could hear it.  My mom would then bang on the wall and yell "Shut up!  Go to sleep!"
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  • This is hilarious. I can't believe they're actually making a book like this. I wonder where it will be sold?

    Koda, it won't be out until October, but you can pre-order now on Amazon and it's only $8.22. Hahaha.
  • My aunt used to sing to my cousin; to the tune of Lullabye and Goodnight:
    Go to Sleep
    Little Creep
    May your nightmares
    Be gory.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_kids-stay-up-night-tell-f-sleep?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0b4ae8ad-3988-4a30-b164-3a47454f615bPost:73a672ba-b310-44a2-894a-ee3439d95eff">Re: Do your kids stay up all night? Tell them to "Go The F*&$ To Sleep"</a>:
    [QUOTE]My aunt used to sing to my cousin; to the tune of Lullabye and Goodnight: Go to Sleep Little Creep May your nightmares Be gory.
    Posted by Bkseller13[/QUOTE]

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  • I like that we can't tell our pets to fo the Favuck to sleep, but we can say that to our kids..lol
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_kids-stay-up-night-tell-f-sleep?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0b4ae8ad-3988-4a30-b164-3a47454f615bPost:d1f0f4b5-1091-4e9b-99eb-28400c286b3e">Re: Do your kids stay up all night? Tell them to "Go The F*&$ To Sleep"</a>:
    [QUOTE]I like that we can't tell our pets to fo the Favuck to sleep, but we can say that to our kids..lol
    Posted by Denise91980[/QUOTE]

    But they're not pets they're COMPANIONS!  And I'm guessing what's next is that kids aren't kids, or children.  They'll be adults-in-development.
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  • I'm so sad that this doesn't come out til October!  My brother's BFF got his girlfriend pregnant, and their shower is on the 15th, and this would be so perfect for them!
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