Snarky Brides

Dear Prudie

Q. Bridezillas: I'm in my early 40s, so I've already gone through the main wave of my friends' weddings. Things sure have changed. I was recently invited to a wedding and here's the list of events: 1) "Congratlure" party (a pre-bachelor party a week after the engagement) 2)bachelor party, 3) bachelorette party, 4) engagement party, 5) bachelor/bachelorette combined party, 6) wedding shower, and finally 7) wedding reception. It's been made very clear (even explicitly in each invite) that cash or gifts are expected at each event. That means my wife and I would have to pony up for seven gifts. I'm trying to determine what is most ridiculous, that someone would throw so many parties or that they actually request gifts. Is this outrageous, or has it become the norm?A: It's outrageous, and it's become the norm. Maybe our economic meltdown was actually fueled by people taking out second and third mortgages because all their friends were getting married and they felt obligated to give seven gifts. These people can invite you to a "Build Jason and Megan a vacation home" party, but you don't have to go. If you choose to attend the wedding, don't feel pressured to pony up anything more than you can afford. I could totally use a vacation home, you guys.

Re: Dear Prudie

  • I could also use a vacation home, but I'm already married, so you'll have to throw me a "Imma married hag" party. If I were invited to any wedding and cash or gifts were expected and implied on the invitation, I'd be declining and sending them a small shovel so they could dig themselves into a hole even faster.
  • I'm going to throw a "Buy Seshat a home on 3 acres of land" party. You're all invited, unless you don't plan on bringing any money. In that case you can stay home.
  • Congratulure?  What are they celebrating again?

    Come to my "I bought my garter yesterday" party!  Saturday at 5.  Hope you can make it!
  • We should have thrown ourselves a first anniversary party, complete with a registry, dollar dance, cash bar (for profit), second honeymoon fund, and dollar tree.  Man, we could have cleaned up!
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    Instead of making yall get dressed up and come to a party for me, I'm just going to ask straight out that you send us some money to pay for medical school, only cash and checks please. PM me for the address.

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