Dear Poo Fairy

GroomzMcFinehiney

Why have you stopped visiting my house?  I make you coffee and eat leaf veggies and regular veggies and yogurt and high fiber breads and stuff.  I've even thrown in some fiber supplement tablets for good measure.  What have I done to upset you?  Please come back to me!  I am lost without you.Sincerely,Groomz McSadhiney

CaliopeSpidrman

Have you been visiting with the Cheese Fairy a lot recently?  That makes the Poo Fairy jealous.  And then when she sends her cousin, Monster Poo Fairy, in her place.

HappyTummy613

I imagine Jamie Lee Curtis playing the role of the Poo Fairy in this tale.

Vinny08

Perhaps you are having sympathy pains for the woman/girl currently carrying your kid.  (too much of a stretch?) So, is this the start of butt confession Thursday?

Mrs.Babbsy

It could be what vinny said:)

CaliopeSpidrman

I want Noisy to illustrate this post.

PDXPhotoGrl

I love you from the bottom of my loving place, Noisy.

Novemberrocks

Noisy should illustrate children's books.

CaliopeSpidrman

Dear Noisy, Will you marry me?  I already have a wife and a husband and a dog, but there is plenty of room in my heart for you as well.  You are the greatest.Love,Cali

HappyTummy613

::applause::