Have you ever...

Samtimes2

gone pee at work and looked down to see a puddle on the floor because the seat is all strange shaped and somehow your pee made it's way out of the normal flow and through the opening in the seat? No? Me neither.

tastyburger

I haven't really peed outside the toliet, but I have peed down my leg due to an oddly wonky stream.  Good times.

SarahBethBR

Has this ever happened to you in a port-a-potty at the beginning of a concert + dinner, and you soaked the back of your underpants?  And then spent way too long trying to maneuver out of your jeans in the tiny space while a co-worker you barely know and ran into in the pee line held your beer outside?Yeah, I didn't think so.

GroomzMcFinehiney

No.  And my urine stream begins 2-3 feet away from the toilet. 

AngieP900

Has this ever happened to you in a port-a-potty at the beginning of a concert + dinner, and you soaked the back of your underpants? Yes. As well as soaking the bottom of my jeans in a cornfield.

wingedbride

i am a pants pee-er. i have many a story. i have never been a floor pee-er that i am aware of.

CaliopeSpidrman

I have never experienced any of this.  You're all freaks!

SarahBethBR

At least we don't have hairs stuck in our butts, Cali!

Samtimes2

I didn't do it today but I saw a small puddle that someone didn't feel like cleaning up so it reminded me of my past pisss experience. I have also done the poping a squat in a field to pee and gotten it on my jeans- but I have now mastered the peeing outside!I'm glad everyone can relate except grooms and Cali though!

CaliopeSpidrman

Apparently I have hair in my butt because I don't use the right conditioner.  Tuche, SB.

Novemberrocks

My biggest pee problem is thinking I'm done, getting up, and realizing that I'm not.  That's fun. My pregnancy related pee issue is now the sniss.  I can't seem to sneeze without peeing a little.