oh. my. ohmymymymymyyyyy

tastyburger

so, I need to come clean here and admit I've been cheating on AFSB with a different site's message board--one that's very chart-centric and where I can get technical answers and no one knows squat about me.  some of them have "bios" and stuff, which I don't do at all because my use of the site is all around getting KU.  This one chick just invited us to check out her bio.PICTURES.  OF.  CERVICAL.  FLUID.  ON.  HER.  FINGERS.  PICTURES.  I cannot unsee what I have seen.  Oh.  I. I-I . . . oh. 

wingedbride

hahaah, i um, maybe do that too. and i saw a website that someone psoted that has inner vaginal photos of CM and CP.

GroomzMcFinehiney

Well.  That's what you get from cheating on us.  Serves you right. 

Vinny08

Gagggggggggggggg.Why in the ever loving foff would one do that???!!

ChristinS

I'm having so many different reactions to this...and they are all BAD.

CaliopeSpidrman

Let that be a lesson to you both.  FOR SHAME.

lindsayll

My beautiful cervix?  That was....educational. Ok, pictures of pee sticks is crazy, pictures of CM/CF on fingers is KRAZY.

KristenBtobe

Doesn't TCOYF have CM photos? That was more than enough for me.

Vinny08

Winged, at first I thought you meant that you photograph your CM and post on websites.  I almost had to take back the "you're neat" comment below.

Mrs.Babbsy

PHOTOS?!?!?!?! That's beyond donkeyish!

samfish2bcrab

Man.  neither of you are ovulating during FL are you?   'Cause I was leaning towards finger foods for at least one meal and NOW I AM NOT

wingedbride

My beautiful cervix? That was....educational.DINGDINGDINGAnd just to clarify, I do not post picture of my CM.

KristenBtobe

It's stretchy!

tastyburger

yes, Kristen, TCOYF does.  But it's in a "textbooky" type educational way and I saw what it was, kinda skipped it because I can read words and interpret them without needing example pictures, and flipped the page.  Also, THIS picture was in color, and I don't think TCOYF is.  Also, THIS picture . . . too much.  too, too much.  let's just say she's immensely proud of her "production".

CaliopeSpidrman

You guys are both intelligent women -- I don't see why you seek out information from crazy folk.  I have the utmost faith that you will both get pregnant without the help of people who leave pee cups next to their toothbrushes and post pictures of themselves squishing cervical fluid.  I really do.

BermudaBride07

That's scary.  But, like others have said, serves you right for cheating. :-)  

Mrs.Babbsy

ewwwww Sam just put icky thoughts in my head.

wingedbride

I actually read it more because it is so amazingly awesomely hilariious. I don't post though. I am a lurker. A leaky lurker when I ovulate KIDDING!

FallinAgain

TCOYF is in color and explicit and has that picture of the 10 inch long strand of stuff that resulted inthe pictured kid.  He will be so proud when he's a teenager.

tastyburger

I do some posting, but mainly because a lot of gals have chart questions and I've done a lot of reading and such and feel like I know my stuff and can contribute. Winger, I wonder if we use the same site and I wonder if you've read any of my posts.  But I like being anonymous too much to talk about any of that on here. : )

wingedbride

i guess we will never know. until one day it all comes together in a hilrious troll/AE collaboration.

tastyburger

HA!  I guess you can tell how quickly I skipped over the pictures and blocked it out of my memories, Fallin.  The descriptions are good enough for me.  Imsmrt.

GroomzMcFinehiney

So having little contact with girlparts, I have to ask.  Is vagsnot a sign of pregnancy?

FallinAgain

You are smart. I can't understand the CM descriptions at all and barely understand with the grosteque picture. I am certain, however, that my body has never produced anything like that one picture.

wingedbride

no groomz, it is a sign of ovulation. apparently later in pregnancy there is an abundance of it, but it is not a way to tell if you are.

cmc714

Eww. Excuse me while I pick my jaw up from my desk. And thanks for the warning about TCOYF, I just picked it up last week.

SarahBethBR

You are smart. I can't understand the CM descriptions at all and barely understand with the grosteque picture. I am certain, however, that my body has never produced anything like that one picture. Seiously.  Even after looking at the pictures I was thoroughly confused.  And skeeved out.

tastyburger

Fallin, how long have you been off the BCP?  it could take a while.  Also, some people never get that.  My system seems to be quite "typical" in terms of textbook reproduction signs, but that is actually seeming to be "atypical" to be "typical" if you know what I mean.and Groomz, vagsnot is to feed hungry sperm so they can chillax in the ute for a while waiting for their barbait.  so it is for when you are fertile.  I'm not sure exactly what happens when you are KU.  I'll read about it when I get there, I'm sure.

CaliopeSpidrman

Vagsnot is a sign that you are ovulating, pregnant, hungry, sleepy, getting enough fiber, and are ready to diversify your portfolio.

FallinAgain

Fallin, how long have you been off the BCP? it could take a while. Also, some people never get that. My system seems to be quite "typical" in terms of textbook reproduction signs, but that is actually seeming to be "atypical" to be "typical" if you know what I mean.6 months.  Yeah, the 10 inch dangler is atypical, I think, thus it being in the book.

ChristinS

I don't even know wht CM is.