my husband is trying on my heels

_Fenton

Aw, he just wants to be tall!And then he screeched at how painful it was and flung it off.  Yeah, welcome to my life, buddy.

wingedbride

did you show him how nicely they show off the calves though?

_Fenton

Good point, he is self conscious about his calves.So help me out, are you still in Amsterdam?  Hezz is in Boston, I think.  And Fitty is driving around in a van with cheetahs?  I don't understand that one.  Is Robe still GBCKed (SoccerMom AE and all)? TIA

FallinAgain

Hi, Fentor. I had a company in Fenton on paperwork today. Rumor has it Groomz IS Robe.

CaliopeSpidrman

No picture evidence?Fitty is on the Oregon Coast right now buying condoms.

wingedbride

I am back in the US. Got back a few weeks ago. Hezzer is in Boston, waiting to close on her house. Fitty looks all fit running and stuff. I am not sure about the deets of the race, like how far or anything.

_Fenton

I was going to ask the company.  That you do law stuff for.  On a public forum.  Nevermind.Cali, I hope they're for unwed teens, because I'll be pretty pissed if she is depriving the world of our basic human right to Matthew 2.0.

wingedbride

every time i heard the word condoms i hear it in the voice of that lady from the 80s movies "con damns". anyone?

CaliopeSpidrman

According to Fitty, they keep the condoms locked in a case and you have to ask the pharmacist for the key.  My response was, "They must really love teen pregnancy."

wingedbride

They keep our razors, pregnancy tests, condoms and ovulation kits locked. You have to push a button that announces to the whole store that you are trying to get laid.

tastyburger

wow, come to IL where they keep the condoms on the bottom shelf so even the shorties can reach them.but the sudafed!  you have to get your ID copied to get a pack of cold medicine around here.  I say, if the meth heads are dedicated enough to go buy one box from every Walgreens in the state, let them have it.

lindsayll

I realize that stuff is popular with shoplifters, but seriously, you shouldn't have to be interviewed by the clerk to get some Trojans.  And razors?  WTF?

buddhagouda

We have easy access to condome, PG test, and the like. I didn't realize that wasn't the case everywhere.

CaliopeSpidrman

My grocery store has the razors and refills behind a little thing that ding-dongs when you open it up, but that's about it.  I was surprised to hear they were locking the condoms out yonder where Fitty is.  It's definitely not the norm.

_Fenton

You're surprised they lock up condoms in Texas?  They lock up birth control and give out guns without question, that is their way.Our condoms sit freely on a Target shelf in Missouri.  But since everyone here is Catholic, they're called "Purity Shield Anal Only" condoms...you know, so you don't have to lose your real vag virginity.

SarahBethBR

but the sudafed! you have to get your ID copied to get a pack of cold medicine around here. I say, if the meth heads are dedicated enough to go buy one box from every Walgreens in the state, let them have it. My bff tried to buy some decongestant in the pharmacy drive through, because we were already picking up a prescription.  We couldn't so I ran in to buy it for her (it was raining and she was sick) and the guy wouldn't sell it to me!  He said, "I know you're buying it for your friend and she may have already bought several boxes."  F you, dude, I'll take my business elsewhere.

CaliopeSpidrman

She's not in Texas -- she's on the Oregon coast.