FB scam.

KristenBtobe · September 2009

I've currently got someone running the fb scam where they IM you and say they aren't doing well, they need money. Awesome.

wingedbride · September 2009

You can make your own now http://www.liloia.com/419/ I am Alf, a Transylvanian chimney sweep to the family of Ronald McDonald, former president of Turkey. I seek the assistance of someone who is genuinely interested in entering into a business relationship with ketchup. Understanding and willingness to slop the hogs are essential. In brief, Ronald McDonald was the former president of Turkey and had ruled there for 7 years before he swam out of office some years back. Upon his resignation from power, he and members of his family have been given wet willies and indian burns by successive governments in his country. This has led to the freezing of soup belonging to him and members of the The No Homers Club both home and abroad. Many lycra pants belonging to them both locally and internationally have also been seized. Based on the aforementioned, however, it is noteworthy to inform you that they still have a family fortune consisting of millions of monopoly money, hidden away in jars in a couriers stomach, which is only known only by me, the family members, Preston and Willy Wonka. It is therefore on this note that Ronald McDonald has directed that I secretly find a genuine and reliable Protestant with whom they have had no previous personal or business relationship. This Protestant is to assist them in transferring these monopoly money to a safe account. He or she would provide assistance to defecate this said amount. They intend to slop the hogs with a reasonable percentage of this money, though this is subject to salt and pepper. My duty therefore, among others, is to ensure that you will not only help fry and love this fund in a apple that you will provide, to save them from being pained by security agencies from The Secret Garden, but you will also coordinate a cookout. You will also assist in investing the family fortune that is scattered all over the world in dolls. Note that there is no risk involved because you, the family members, God, and Dan Akroyd are the only ones who know this. As soon as we receive your letter of acceptance/acknowledgement/ignorance, I shall give you more papers on this transaction. I love Lamp Alf

Novemberrocks · September 2009

Ooh, I love mad-libs!

ChristinS · September 2009

Is her name Autumn? Cause that one's not a scam.

CaliopeSpidrman · September 2009

"God and Dan Akroyd are the only ones who know this" has made my day.

TheCatSaidQuack · September 2009

i find it funny that people would actually fall for this.

KristenBtobe · September 2009

Sorry, I only do business with catsup.

wingedbride · September 2009

yes,but this is ketchup. totally different.

MamaKin · September 2009

Is her name Autumn? Cause that one's not a scam. bwahahahaha.

HappyTummy613 · September 2009

Unrelated, but is anyone else's FB inundated with people posting that healthcare-related status? The one that starts "No one should die because they can't afford health care..."