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Checking in

I probably won't have computer access for another week. We're about to leave our friends' house outside of Tampa and drive up to Disney for a week. Try not to miss me too much. If you do, maybe Cali will post a very special picture for me. If not, you'll just have to go on missing me.
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It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali

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  • Have fun.
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  • was this approved? hmmmmhave a blast
  • Have fun! We will miss you.
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  • Have fun!  I'm quite jealous of your Disney vacation.
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  • Oh crap.My H spent about 20 minutes last night trying to figure out how to get the damn picture off my phone -- it automatically saves to a spot I can't get to and I don't have the service to send pictures.  So unfortunately I'm the only one who gets to see this gloriousness.  But I will share Groomz's story:I get a call from the finest of hineys Saturday night.  Groomz starts saying something to me, but I only catch half of it because I'm so elated I've received a call from him.  All I hear is something about Peter Pan being there.  I'm thinking, "Well, duh, Groomz.  You're at Disneyworld."  But then he clarifies -- Peter Pan (the guy from Winger's old siggy) is there.  He was so excited and had to tell somebody, and I was the only person programmed into his phone who would know what the hell he was talking about.  I told Groomz he'd be my hero forever if he got a picture with the guy.  A couple minutes later -- picture mail on my phone!  Groomz = my hero.
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  • Wait. The REAL guy?! No way.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • You (or Groomz) have to figure out a way to post this picture.  That is fantastic.
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  • i have the picture. and i know how to get it off my phone and everything. give me a minute.
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  • Message from Groomz: Having a great time in Tampa. [IMG]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j143/aligrrl80/peterpan.jpg[/IMG]if that doesn't work, here's the link: http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j143/aligrrl80/peterpan.jpg
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  • Ali to the rescue!
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  • i was asleep when i got it this morning and was like "holtshit it's creepy peter pan! nooo, it can't be." and i didn't text groomz back right away because i was sure it was a dream and I'd sound like a loon if I asked him about it.
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  • ahem. holyshit.
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  • LOVE
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  • awesome.
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  • As if there was ever any doubt of Grooms awesomeness. This is amazing.
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  • Oh. My. Foff.Groomz, did you ever know that you're my hero?
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  • How the foff did this even come to be?! Groomz is amazing, truly truly truly amazing.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Hahaha. I had the same experience Ali. I was drunk dialing groomz last night so he now has my number. I'm asleep this morning and I get the text of the picture and I'm all "WTF was that? Who's he with? Weirdo." I roll over to go back to sleep and the Peter Pan thing occurrs to me. I couldn't stop thinking about it. I come back to my phone later and I'm like, OMG. It's totally that guy. Awesome!
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  • Oh my foffing lord, this is amazing. Well done, Groomz.
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • I must have looked at this picture 30 times today. I just can't get over it.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I think it;s Pan's hand gesture that seals it. I wonder what Jimmy thought of this.
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • there are no words to express how awesome this is
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