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I wish...

... more of my friends were getting married so I could get to go eat for free and party for free
... nachos had no calories
... the work week was 4 days long instead of 5
... I would win the lottery this weekend
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Re: I wish...

  • ...my house would sell. That's it. That's all I want.
  • I got a job for next school year.  That is all I want.
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  • - It was next Friday, because then it would be summer and I could really get rolling on the housework
     - vets were free. We have to take Katie in for her shots and to put her on pain meds and I don't think the bill will be nice to us
    - Dh hadn't returned sil's copy of EA Active the other day. I was borrowing it and loved it, and she hadn't used it once yet. She also said she wasn't planning on using it for another few months but thanks for returning it so quickly, blargh.
  • the dishes would was themselves. seriously, that would make my life 200x better.
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  • ... I had more beer.
    ... H didn't have to buy a new car for work (stupid, long story, I hate his company now)
    ... I could watch Lost continuously until I'm done with the series. The suspense is killing me.
  • ... I could be Mrs. Ari
    ... the whole buying of a new car thing we are doing next weekend goes smoothly
    ... I liked OJ, because that is all we have left to mix with Vodka right now
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    [QUOTE]... I could be Mrs. Ari ... the whole buying of a new car thing we are doing next weekend goes smoothly ... I liked OJ, because <strong>that is all we have left to mix with Vodka right now</strong>
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
    Vodka and water, seriously. I love it. If you have a bit of lime to splash in even better.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I wish... : Vodka and water, seriously. I love it. If you have a bit of lime to splash in even better.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
    You read my mind. It's really pretty good.
  • I wish:
        *I'd get this job I applied for
        *cake was an excellent food to promote weight loss
        *people would take time to actually know other people before judging
        *S.D. was closer to D.C.
     
    i wish for... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.
          AND world peace!
  • ...the dishwasher would fix itself instead of requiring a $200 part.
    ...the doctor's office had called in my prescription like they said they would.
    ...my side/weekend job would take off and become wildly successful overnight so I could quit my "real" job. 
    ...that eating peanut butter cups burned more calories than were consumed.
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    [QUOTE]I wish:     *I'd get this job I applied for     *cake was an excellent food to promote weight loss     *people would take time to actually know other people before judging     *S.D. was closer to D.C. <strong>  i wish for... harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.       AND world peace!
    </strong>Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

    This made me so happy...you have no idea :)

    Oh, and I wish my dog would wake up tomorrow and be able to walk normally again. I miss my hiking partner.
  • I wish I worked out tonight.

    I wish Daniel Day Lewis wouldn't drink my milkshake.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I wish... : This made me so happy...you have no idea :)
    Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

    I'm glad you enjoyed it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go unscrew my smile!
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    ... i wish I had some bruschetta.
  • - My Green card would come through already
    -We would win the lottery (to pay for said immigration costs and not to mention wedding costs)
    -I would miraculously lose 30 pounds without doing anything
    -I could see my family :(
  • ...DH had junked his stupid farking POS car five years ago so we weren't dealing with its last legs now.
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    [QUOTE]... i wish I had some bruschetta.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    My dad makes the best bruschetta, too bad he's a butthead and doesn't share his recipes.

    II don't think he actually has one though.  I think he throws stuff together.  God I wish I still lived at home.
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  • The Miss Congeniality reference just made me very happy.

    -I wish I lived in a little house, instead of an apartment.
    -I wish pizza had no calories.  I also wish alcohol, pie, and cheese had no calories.
    -I wish I had an enchanted closet & a magic bathroom that would dress me and prettify my every morning, no effort, thinking, or blow-drying required.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I wish... : Vodka and water, seriously. I love it. If you have a bit of lime to splash in even better.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    Really? See I am picturing it like watered down milk, not good. But, then again I do like vodka rocks so I can totally see where you are coming from.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I wish... : My dad makes the best bruschetta, too bad he's a butthead and doesn't share his recipes. II don't think he actually has one though.  I think he throws stuff together.  God I wish I still lived at home.
    Posted by shellydiane820[/QUOTE]
    Get him drunk and trick him into giving it to you!
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    [QUOTE]The Miss Congeniality reference just made me very happy. -I wish I lived in a little house, instead of an apartment. -I wish pizza had no calories.  I also wish alcohol, pie, and cheese had no calories. -I wish I had an enchanted closet & a magic bathroom that would dress me and prettify my every morning, no effort, thinking, or blow-drying required.
    Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]

    Clueless = my dream
    "what is that?" "a dress!" "says who? "Calvin Kline!"
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I wish... : Really? See I am picturing it like watered down milk, not good. But, then again I do like vodka rocks so I can totally see where you are coming from.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
    Its good, its a very neutral drink. I usually do 2oz of vodka, ice, 2 squirts of lime juice and fill with water. It goes down way too smooth.
  •  done with school

    Could have a knottie G2G

    It was fall

    My husband was here.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I wish... : Clueless = my dream "what is that?" "a dress!" "says who? "Calvin Kline!"
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Omg.. with the rotating closet hooked up to the computer program that knew what to put her in.

    Yeah I'll take one of those in my someday house!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I wish... : Clueless = my dream "what is that?" "a dress!" "says who? "Calvin Kline!"
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Clueless is my favorite movie of all time. My favorite line is when she says "and then this guy with a gun held me up, took my money, and my phone and he yelled at me and forced my to ruin my dress." I love how she's more concerned about the dress and the fact that he yelled at her then the actual robbery.

    I too wish my house would sell.
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  • jennylove810jennylove810 member
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    Oh here's another.

    I wish the wedding I'm going to on Friday has open bar.  Or at least open cocktail hour. Or at least beer and wine all night.

    However, it's at 4:30 in the afternoon, big time money saver, so I'm not too optimistic that they sprung for booze.
  • Raine I LOVE that movie too. First of all Britney Murphy is so awesome during the entire movie RIP :( But also the fact that she sent flowers to herslef made me know all I needed to know about dating life as a 12 year old. I like to tell Mike that I am "totally butt crazy in love" with him :)
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I wish... : Get him drunk and trick him into giving it to you!
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
    haha, that would be perfect, except he doesn't drink anymore <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-foot-in-mouth.gif" border="0" alt="Foot in mouth" title="Foot in mouth" />

    But its okay, we make fun of him about his drinking days :)
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    [QUOTE]Oh here's another. I wish the wedding I'm going to on Friday has open bar.  Or at least open cocktail hour. Or at least beer and wine all night. However, it's at 4:30 in the afternoon, big time money saver, so I'm not too optimistic that they sprung for booze.
    Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]

    Uggh a wedding w/o booze is a suck fest for me.
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  • -it was Thursday
    -Dr. Pepper wasn't so bad for me
    -RJ Reynolds would stop making Camel No. 9
    -I'd win the lottery

    -world peace and all that jazz.  :)
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