Not your normal knottie poll.

J&K10910

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers:
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady:
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose:
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain:
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day:
Knottie most likely to become a swinger:
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement:

ETA:  NORMAL QUESTIONS FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT AREN'T AS MUCH FUN (just kidding, I lov eyou all.  Well, most of you.  You know if i love you.)

Knottie most likely to have lots and lots of babies:
Knottie most likely to truly help people in life:
Knottie that gives the best advice:
Knottie that doesn't really give advice, but brings the funny so it's ok:
Knottie who's wedding you really want to go to/wish you could have gone to:
Knottie you don't care for/disagree with often online but think you'd hit it off with IRL:
Knottie you want to get drunk and dance on tables with:


Feel free to add your own

pirategal03

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: Anysunrise
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: Star
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: CEW
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: Nebb
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane. CCF  On her wedding day: Bec
Knottie most likely to become a swinger: AATB
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: MIAF

AllAboutTheBenjamin

So... I plan on answering this poll (I love knottie polls!) but pirate: you are so fecking hilarious

Wrkn925

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[QUOTE]Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: <strong>Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day:</strong> Knottie most likely to become a swinger: Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: Feel free to add your own :)
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

I just had a Full House flashback.

pirategal03

[QUOTE]So... I plan on answering this poll (I love knottie polls!) but pirate: you are so fecking hilarious :)
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

It's your foot.  I'm sure men find it irresistible. 

MeaghanandMichael

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: Bec
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady:Sesh
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose:Rho
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain:me and B
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day: Sarahnumbers
Knottie most likely to become a swinger:Apro, Sash
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement:Zipp

katiewhompus

HA!

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: M&M
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: Me or Seshat
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose:
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: Seshat, and it would be a fabulous mountain treehouse with lots of space for her H and Whisky
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day: I could see Blue doing this
Knottie most likely to become a swinger:
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement

J&K10910

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers:  M&M
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady:  Katie
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose:  Cew
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain:  B
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day:  Bec
Knottie most likely to become a swinger: Kd
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement:  I feel like Any might do this.  I don't know why.

MeaghanandMichael

guyyyssss it was the hockey captain and it was in the band storage room. leave me alone. how else would I have become homecoming queen??

Nebb

everyone secretly picks their nose.

1ofThoseDays

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers:Can I say me?
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady:J&K
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose:WRKN
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain:
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day:
Knottie most likely to become a swinger:Anysunrise
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement:Anysunrise

Anysunrise

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: M&M
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: LTZ. I dunno why.
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: AATB.
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: Mara.
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day: Roxy
Knottie most likely to become a swinger: Leayn.
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: Nates. In a good way.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]everyone secretly picks their nose.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I change my answer to Nebb.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_not-normal-knottie-poll?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:2b49b27d-6418-429b-a6ce-f56a1b098b34Post:ae6fa958-39c4-4a93-abe3-45392cab3567">Re: Not your normal knottie poll.</a>:
[QUOTE]everyone secretly picks their nose.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Next you are going to tell me every one farts and every one picks wedgies. Not cool Nebb.

J&K10910

YOU GUYS THIS IS FUN!  WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE?  Do I need to add some normal questions for the wet blankets?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]It's your foot.  I'm sure men find it irresistible. 
Posted by pirategal03[/QUOTE]

But of course... and why wouldn't they?  It's smokin' hot.

Onto the poll:

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: <strong>Blue</strong>
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: <strong>Seshat or KW... but SB is overrun with crazy cat ladies.  I think you all know who you are :)</strong>
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: <strong>Me.  Because I actually do it.  And why shouldn't I do it?  YA GOTTA.</strong>
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: <strong>Betrothed or Bec I think.</strong>
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day:<strong> I can totally see cew doing this - except it would be instead of walking down the aisle.  She should have a vow renewal and parachute to the altar - that would be so badass.</strong>
Knottie most likely to become a swinger: <strong>Jas.  Because you'd least expect it from her.  </strong>
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: <strong>Anna.  She cooks everything else.  I bet her meth is the BEST METH EVER.</strong>

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: M&M Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: LTZ. I dunno why. Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: AATB. Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: Mara. Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day: Roxy Knottie most likely to become a swinger: Leayn.<strong> Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: Nates. In a good way.</strong>
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
This means I'm smart.  :)

Also, my meth would bring world peace. True story.

betrothed123

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers:
CEW
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady:
KW
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose:
 I don't know.
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain:
Me- I'm already halfway there.
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day:
Vegas
Knottie most likely to become a swinger:
KD
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement:
KatEyes

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]YOU GUYS THIS IS FUN!  WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE?  Do I need to add some normal questions for the wet blankets?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Probably.

anna.oskar

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers:
-JenGin. Not just a QB but maybe a teacher or two too.

Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady:
-Star.  She's so cute... shoot.  maybe this one's me.
 
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose:
-I WASN"T picking!  I had an itch!

Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain:
-K.W. it's the only sure way to keep people from corrupting her blueberry.

Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day:
-Blue yelling FAHWK all the way down.

Knottie most likely to become a swinger:
-Any.  With everyone telling her how cute she it, she might be swayed one day.

Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement:
-Roxy.  Gotta make money to afford all those cute clothes!

Knottie who thinks they are a special snowflake:
-Any, but she thinks it's a compliment 

Knottie who would get fired as a bm:
-J&K.  She just doesn't understand that it's MY DAY.  She'd leave me hanging if i had to pee and needed dress assistance.

Knottie you would go on vacation with:
-AATB, she understands the desire to flee the Dakotas.  We'd run far and fast.  Maybe pick up a cabana boy or two to bring us fruity, umbrella garnished drinks on some deserted beach as we escape the winter.

Knottie who has the same sense of style as you:
-I really hope no one has my sense of styl.  It can barely be considered a style.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: -JenGin. Not just a QB but maybe a teacher or two too. Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: -Star.  She's so cute... shoot.  maybe this one's me.   Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: -I WASN"T picking!  I had an itch! Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: -K.W. it's the only sure way to keep people from corrupting her blueberry. <strong>Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day: -Blue yelling FAHWK all the way down. </strong>Knottie most likely to become a swinger: -Any.  With everyone telling her how cute she it, she might be swayed one day. Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: -Roxy.  Gotta make money to afford all those cute clothes!
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

There is so much win in that answer, I can't even comprehend it.

Anysunrise

I am skankarific.

maratea

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[QUOTE]Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: Mara. Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

So true. H would really like it too. We plan on doing this when we retire.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: Anna.  She cooks everything else.  I bet her meth is the BEST METH EVER.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

It'd be candy cane striped and I'd only use the good muriatic acid in production.  No cheap household cleaners here.  Instead of meth-mites, it'd give the user an uncontrollable desire to sing holiday tunes.

maratea

Knottie most likely to have banged the QB under the bleachers: KD
Knottie most likely to become a crazy cat lady: Hmm, probably MIAF. But not by choice. The cats know she hates them and will invade her house just to torment her.
Knottie most likely to secretly pick her nose: Me. Eerrr, M&M.
Knottie most likely to get sick of people and move to the top of a mountain: B
Knottie most likely to jump out of an airplane.  On her wedding day: AATB or Bec
Knottie most likely to become a swinger: Blue or JenGin
Knottie most likely to cook meth in the basement: Milkduds, but only because she's from IN and that's what everyone here does.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Not your normal knottie poll. : It'd be candy cane striped and I'd only use the good muriatic acid in production.  No cheap household cleaners here.  Instead of meth-mites, it'd give the user an uncontrollable desire to sing holiday tunes.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

I knew it.  :)

MeaghanandMichael

Knottie who thinks they are a special snowflake:

Knottie who would get fired as a bm:

Knottie you would go on vacation with:

Knottie who has the same sense of style as you:

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Knottie who thinks they are a special snowflake: <strong>MissCourtney </strong>Knottie who would get fired as a bm: <strong>Betrothed.  She wouldn't put up wiht my crap </strong>Knottie you would go on vacation with: <strong>Lil Gina, we'd get drunk and dance and sing and have too much fun all the time.  And then when boys hit on us we'd say we were together and make out to make them go away.  </strong>Knottie who has the same sense of style as you: <strong>RicksAng</strong>
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

MeaghanandMichael

Knottie who thinks they are a special snowflake: Shoegal

Knottie who would get fired as a bm:tencups

Knottie you would go on vacation with:Gina and CEW

Knottie who has the same sense of style as you: Star

NatesGirl16

I really want to answer these questions, but I'm frantically cooking meth in time for the afternoon crowd. And my Christmas tree is distracting.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

YAY

Knottie most likely to have lots and lots of babies: Well Blue wants an entire litter of boys apparently! 
Knottie most likely to truly help people in life: Jas, poli, KW
Knottie that gives the best advice: OWN, Bec, B, tide (because they give it to you straight)
Knottie that doesn't really give advice, but brings the funny so it's ok: That would be zippity or cew!
Knottie who's wedding you really want to go to/wish you could have gone to: Well we are all crashing Nates' wedding next year so there's that... but I would LOVE to have gone to starmusica's wedding!  Or Blue's wedding or LC's wedding, but my wedding was going on at the same time so no dice.
Knottie you don't care for/disagree with often online but think you'd hit it off with IRL: That is a tough question, since I can't imagine not caring for someone on TK but then hitting it off with them IRL!?
Knottie you want to get drunk and dance on tables with:  Nates and CCF and Any
Knottie who thinks they are a special snowflake: pivko, duh
Knottie who would get fired as a bm: Anna, because she'd try to make my wedding all about Christmas, and while I love Christmas, I just can't deal with all that Christmas on my wedding!!!!!  Plus she always ruins everything (love you!)
Knottie you would go on vacation with: staceytaylor!  She is so sweet and funny, I think we'd have a blast.
Knottie who has the same sense of style as you: Hrm... I really have no idea?