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Re: Did you know...

  • he forgot to draw the shell necklace, though.
  • it could be worse. he could have decided that it was jesus he saw and chased away with his git stick.
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    [QUOTE]Oh hell no. You win. I started gagging at the word toilet.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    The hot spiced wine you drank at my house may or may not have been made in the toilet. 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Did you know... : The hot spiced wine you drank at my house may or may not have been made in the toilet. 
    Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]
    lies. i saw it simmering on the stove.
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    [QUOTE]he forgot to draw the shell necklace, though.
    Posted by SarahSmile23[/QUOTE]

    Dear Jesus, I'm laughing so hard over here I'm crying!! Mostly because FuckEX has decided to grow a BEARD!

    And don't be knockin homemade wine and brandy. My good, solid southern baptist momma makes both, and they are to DIE FOR. Seriously. I do stop at moonshine, though. That shiit'll eat your insides out. BARF.
  • marateamaratea member
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    edited June 2010

    Now I know what I can do with the old toilet we took out this weekend. I was just gonna take it to the dump, but it's wine time! Garbage men, be damned!

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    [QUOTE]Now I know what I can do with the old toilet we took out this week. I was just <strong>gonna take it to the dump</strong>, but it's wine time! Garbage men, be damned!
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    I read this as "gonna take a dump in it" and then my mind twisted it into imagining you pooping in it, then leaving it in your front yard for the garbage men. I'm sick.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Did you know... : Dear Jesus, I'm laughing so hard over here I'm crying!! Mostly because FuckEX has decided to grow a BEARD!
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]
    That's AMAZING! LOL!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Did you know... : I read this as "gonna take a dump in it" and then my mind twisted it into imagining you pooping in it, then leaving it in your front yard for the garbage men. I'm sick.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Haha. I probably would have read it the same way. If the garbage men made me mad enough, I'd consider doing it.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Did you know... : If the garbage men made me mad enough, I'd consider doing it.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    That's my girl!
  • Surprised Bec's fuckex IS Bigfoot?!

    Maratea, can't wait to hear how your toilet wine turns out!
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  • I have no qualms expressing my emotion with poop.

    Married- I'll send you a bottle, with a file in it. You know, for your great escape.
  • Moonshine tastes like straight rubbing alcohol but SIL's husband's family makes some awesome homemade wine (and peach brandy!). 
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    [QUOTE] Bec's fuckex IS Bigfoot?!
    Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

    I wouldn't say for certain, Fever, but he is just about as elusive when it comes time to pay child support!
  • Thanks Maratea!
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