Snarky Brides

Things you really want to say, but aren't worth the trouble.

My ex's FB status right now is "Last weekend of the year with the house to myself. Profound sadness."

(He's 25, and by the above he means it's the last weekend his parents are at their cottage.)

I really want to say, "You know, if you weren't such a whiny d*ck, you'd probably have a job and be able to move out. Then you'd always have the place to yourself!"


Re: Things you really want to say, but aren't worth the trouble.

  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_things-really-want-say-but-arent-worth-trouble?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:39be12d9-0a95-45b8-b445-54d327c2f8d5Post:0c27980c-16e6-4b0a-9f88-cbb3c8b2a338">Re: Things you really want to say, but aren't worth the trouble.</a>:
    [QUOTE]There is a girl I went to hs with who is always posting things like "Clean and sober and living life!"  and "I love my kids!" I want to post to her- yeah, you love your kids, but too bad you lost custody of 2 of them cause your a junky and dont pay any sort of support to them, and then you went and had another kid that you cant support.  Your life isnt all that spectacular hunny, I know your too heavy to go back to stripping, but lets call a spade a spade here.  You are not a good mother and never have been.  Get a JOB. But it doesnt seem to be worth the fight. Her recent update said something like <strong>"I cant wait for this court stuff to be done with so I can kick the crap out of all the bitches that talk shiit."</strong> She is klassy.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    I had a friend do this while he was in the middle of a custody battle.  I commented, reminding him that anything posted on FB can be brought into court.  He quickly deleted.
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_things-really-want-say-but-arent-worth-trouble?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:39be12d9-0a95-45b8-b445-54d327c2f8d5Post:a248a99e-dfe6-4e8b-bc5c-bf40057a64c2">Re: Things you really want to say, but aren't worth the trouble.</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you really want to say, but aren't worth the trouble. : Ha, if she were embracing her hippie soul I'd be okay with it. But the fact that she screwed me over then posts such hypocritical things really irks me. Even more so that her boyfriend "likes" everything she posts. She used to be a supervisor, which is why I didn't defriend her. But she just quit, so now I'm free to share my dislike.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    i wrote a status last night (i usually don't unless it's a sports taunt) and after I posted it thought, "Dang.  i think it looks like one of those people that tries too hard"
  • I should add she had her first kid in hs, didnt graduate, had her second while addicted to drugs, lost custody to the paternal grandparents who have had to raise those kids for the last 12 years.

    Oh, and she is always posting about those of us who live productive lives, calling us "clams" because we actually made something of ourselves and didnt waste away in a statistic like she did.  Alot of "poor me" whining.

    My first memory of her was on the 7th grade school bus.  She was getting a boob hickey in the back seat.
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    [QUOTE]I tend to think that the people that post constant updates about how great their life/husband/kid is, are just trying to convince themselves.
    Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

    <div>Me too</div>
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    [QUOTE]I should add she had her first kid in hs, didnt graduate, had her second while addicted to drugs, lost custody to the paternal grandparents who have had to raise those kids for the last 12 years. Oh, and she is always posting about those of us who live productive lives, calling us "clams" because we actually made something of ourselves and didnt waste away in a statistic like she did.  Alot of "poor me" whining. My first memory of her was on the 7th grade school bus.  <strong>She was getting a boob hickey in the back seat.</strong>
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    <div>I think I just threw up in my mouth. What a whoooore. </div>
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  • I want to tell one of my staff members that he needs to stop being so bitchy and just take it like a man... oh wait, I just did. Oops! Good thing I'm his boss and I have some dirt on him. 
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  • I said what I wanted to say on FB today.
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  • One of my former coworkers who got laid off at the same time I did always posts about how bored she is and how much it sucks to be unemployed, but she has A TON of marketable skills, way more than I do at least. She and her boyfriend have a house payment to make and she's bored sitting at home all day (she is getting unemployment though so at least it's something) but she won't go get at least a temp job or a retail job at least to pass the time and she won't enroll in classes because she doesn't want to take out a student loan. I think she's being unrealistic about her job search personally. I dunno though.

    I also went to high school with the BIGGEST complainypants guy ever, seriously he was SO whiney and bitter about everything. He's a grad student (PhD candidate) now at a large university about 5 hours from where we grew up and he constantly complains about his life and how much he hates the students and the university. I had to hide his updates and block him on AIM because he would always IM me and complain and act mopey.
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_things-really-want-say-but-arent-worth-trouble?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:39be12d9-0a95-45b8-b445-54d327c2f8d5Post:432a9eb0-a499-423c-ae57-e2a6a5de5d1d">Re: Things you really want to say, but aren't worth the trouble.</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you really want to say, but aren't worth the trouble. : i wrote a status last night (i usually don't unless it's a sports taunt) and after I posted it thought, "Dang.  i think it looks like one of those people that tries too hard"
    Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

    A few here and there I don't mind. But when it's 6 or 7 a day of the same crap, it annoys me. But mainly just because of who she is.

    A FB friend just posted asking if anyone in town has some weed he can buy. I would love to say, "Hey, you know, if you didn't constanty ask for drugs or post about how high you are, you might actually be able to get a job."
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you really want to say, but aren't worth the trouble. : Oh that is tragic.  Haha, Ben and my ex hate each other.  And it has nothing to do with me.  <strong>Some old high school golf team drama I think.</strong>  I haven't seen the guy in forever and it's the BEST.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    The mental image I got of this really cracked me up!  Haha.
  • Ugh, I got so sick of everyone's FB posts that I deleted everyone I don't actually talk to in person. I must say while it may be a little less entertaining it's also a lot more drama free. I do however have a friend who is getting married soon and posts Every.Single.Thing she's doing for the wedding ie:

    Got a dress fitting;got another dress fitting;yay I got a gift off my registry (which she announces every time she gets one);working out to fit into dress;cake tasting

    and on and on it goes, I cant wait for her to get married so I can stop hearing about it already! lol
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