My sister forwarded my an e-mail yesterday from my vidoegrapher,which was in her junk mail. She basically received this from him after she called him because he wasn't giving me my money back. While on the phone, he hung up on her because he didn't like that she wasn't feeling bad for his mistake which happened to 5 other people. My sister sent him a follow up e-mail to remind him that he has until such and such date to give me my money back, or we will file a claim in small claims court. This was his response;
I changed names around obviously

Dear Ms. Michele Awesomeness,
Thank you for calling this afternoon, August 10, 2011. It was an absolute pleasure speaking with you on behalf of your sister and I am elated by your willingness to grant me 2 additional weeks. While you may have displayed a rough exterior it is clear that you are a woman of forgiveness and practicality. I am enamored by your illustrious law career and error-free track record. I applaud your professionalism and wish you immense success.
I wish you and your family only the best.
Sincerely,
Your Bag of Douche Videographer
WTF is wrong with this man? He is a crazy douchecanoe!
BFP #1 1/1/11 EDD 9/10/11 dx:no hb DNC on 2/2/11
BFP #2 12/28/11 natural m/c on 2/6/12 BFP#3 2/16/13 dx:ectopic on 2/27 (given methotrexate)
