Dude just said to the girl "What's wrong? Are you scared? Just relax!" while she was in labor. I immediately looked at FI and said "Just so you know, if I'm ever giving birth, and you tell ME to 'just relax' I will punch you in the junk. Do you understand?"
I had a point. Now I can't remember it. Maybe that the guy is an idiot.

Everything the light touches is my kingdom.