People You Want to Punch

LessThanZero

It's Monday and I'm feeling frisky...

If you could punch* any 3 people without getting arrested for assault, who would it be and why?


*Junk punches included

marriedfilingjointly

Holy ba-jesus, Sarah!

1. Zahra Baker's stepmother

2. Nancy Grace

3.  This guy who tried to trap me behind an 18-wheeler going 35 getting on the interstate.  Not only that but his trashy skank mouthed obsenities as they passed me. 10 miles later, he found himself trapped behind someone slow, signaling to get over.  I drove next to him for 20 minutes straight until Wes finally turned to me and politely asked me to let him pass.  It was highly entertaining.  

marriedfilingjointly

Maybe it was an alcoholic drink.  The alcohol kills all the germs, you know.

mrscarter052011

Late but I want to play too:

*ex mil- just because she is biotch who wants to steal my kid (no, really she wants to be her mommy not grandma)
*junk punch for Jeremey Shockey b/c I just think he's a db
*and I have to save the last one for the BSC lady posting crap about Sarah's mom.  That is just ridiculous.

MeaghanandMichael

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_people-want-punch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6fbc9a85-2684-40b1-a110-ce0292d39400Post:0dc51e39-30b2-4e0e-852b-5b169e369448">Re: People You Want to Punch</a>:
[QUOTE]Holy ba-jesus, Sarah! 1. Zahra Baker's stepmother 2. Nancy Grace 3.  This guy who tried to trap me behind an 18-wheeler going 35 getting on the interstate.  Not only that but his trashy skank mouthed obsenities as they passed me. 10 miles later, he found himself trapped behind someone slow, signaling to get over.  <strong>I drove next to him for 20 minutes straight until Wes finally turned to me and politely asked me to let him pass.  It was highly entertaining.  
</strong>Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

This is all sorts of fantastic.

J&K10910

Lately, I want to punch everyone that I have any contact with.

mehgank

Junk Punch #1. The fucktard that screwed me over and sent me on this deployment, which caused me to have to push my wedding back 7 MONTHS! Spineless asshole. I'd like to junk-punch him so hard that he chokes on his testicles (if he even has them).

Junk Punch #2. My sister's husband that's keeping her hooked on crystal meth. I'd like to actually do more than junk-punch him. I'd like to cut his balls off and force him to use his scrotum as a cold-weather cap on his head.

Junk Punch #3. FI's douchebag supervisor. I swear he could be twin brothers with the guy listed in Junk Punch #1. He's a weasel and I can't stand him. He is everything that is wrong with the military, and he's sucking the life out of FI, but FI can't do anything about it for the mere fact that this guy outranks him by one pay grade.