So one of the many things I have to do in the next 3 hellish months at work is replace the lady I fired (we revamped the job description so I can get what I need). This is an entry level staff accountant position. I have about 25 resumes, and about 20 of them are either not at all qualified or more qualified than I am to do my job, and want a larger salary than I make. Its been about 5 years since I sent out resumes, so here are some questions I have:
1- Do you expect anything more than an automated response from the HR email box of every place you submit a resume? I sure as heck never did. I had 2 people (one overqualified and one not at all qualified) call me today to make sure we got their resumes. Total effing waste of my time, and didn't make them any higher on my list.
2- If you list salary requirements in your cover letter or application and the actual job pays $10-15K LESS than you require, do you honestly expect to get an interview? Or for someone to call you and tell you that?
Yes, I am that petty person that refuses to look at a resume of someone with more qualifications than I possess. Maybe its a sign of weakness. I don't care. If you requre a salary that is more than mine, then you aren't a good fit for us, and I can tell right away. I'm not in to giving my boss ammunition to get rid of me any time soon, YKWIM?
3- Do you think it would be at all helpful if I sent back the resumes with all my edit marks on them, so the senders could try better next time? The next 3 page, wall of text resume I receive with obvious misspellings and grammatical errors (inconsistent tense is my least fave), I'm going to scream.
So maybe this is just my rant for today. I need to get it off my chest. I have tons of work to do and this is just a daunting process that I know my boss wants to micromanage (she has started already) and it will take longer than necessary and that stresses me the eff out. Sorry. I guess Nebb and I just need to whine today.