Add this to the list of things I can never un-know.

LessThanZero

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report?page=3

Disclaimer: This is not totally SFW. There's no bad pictures or anything, just the subject matter.

Anysunrise

Lol, yeah I think someone posted it here before, I can't remember who/when though. So gross.

ETA: I love that it's tagged under "West Virginia" and "Horrible Vagina Odor"

kd.joseph

If this is what I think it is, it was talked about last week.

And yeah I sent that link to my DH, just to give him the image.

sarah0725

Wow.

betrothed123

I don't think I saw this last week, but I'm laughing over it today.

marriedfilingjointly

[Deleted User]

It was posted a couple weeks ago, I think, if not longer ago. But yeah, it's seriously gross.

LessThanZero

Oh crap, sorry about that. I definitely didn't see it last week. A co-worker just emailed me the link and the first thing I thought was, I bet I know of a group of people who'd like to hear about this.

And off to SB I went.

Y I Oughta

Ewwwwwwww

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Holy eff.

LessThanZero

I think I got a bigger kick out of some of the comments, than the actual story.

maratea

Oh god. This is disgusting. I seriously feel nauseous.

LedZeppelin

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[QUOTE]Oh crap, sorry about that. I definitely didn't see it last week. A co-worker just emailed me the link and the first thing I thought was, I bet I know of a group of people who'd like to hear about this. And off to SB I went.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

I'm glad to know that when you hear a story about vaginal odor, you think of us.

J&K10910

I am absolutely dying.  I love it. 

missy68

FTR, the entire paternal side of my family is from south West Virginia. This is NOT a state thing. Where they live, with the exception of some whackadoos, it's sanity.

Trust me; I'm a Hatfield descendant..........

beatlesgirl25

I like that the one dude was totally going to comply with her demands BEFORE she busted out the knife. Now there's a gentleman right there.

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: And this to the list of things I can never un-know. : I'm glad to know that when you hear a story about vaginal odor, you think of us.
Posted by LedZeppelin[/QUOTE]


Oh no problem, anytime.

There's more where that came from. : )

LedZeppelin

Haha. I'll be waiting anxiously.

TheCranberry

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[QUOTE]I like that the one dude was totally going to comply with her demands BEFORE she busted out the knife. Now there's a gentleman right there.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

Well, it was before he smelled the odor.  And was he going to do it in front of her husband?  What the hell goes on at the 77 Motor Inn?!

[Deleted User]

Yeah. I'm going to need someone to tell me what the hell it says because I don't want to click on that link. Pretty please?

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]Yeah. I'm going to need someone to tell me what the hell it says because I don't want to click on that link. Pretty please?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

Scary looking lady went to her estranged hub's residence, 4 doors down from her at a shady motel.  She came in, took off her pants, and demanded someone "eat her pussy."  Hubs said no, hubs' friend said "Sure, why the hell not?"  She took off her pants, and they smelled it from across the room.  Friend says "Uh, just kidding," scary lady pulls out a knife and says "Someone's going to eat my pussy or I'm going to slit your throat."  Cops come, see half naked scary chick, take away knife, arrest her.

HobokensFury

That's one classy lady.

[Deleted User]

Wow. I want to be that lady's friend. She would make me feel less shitty about a lot of things.

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: And this to the list of things I can never un-know. : Scary looking lady went to her estranged hub's residence, 4 doors down from her at a shady motel.  She came in, took off her pants, and demanded someone "eat her pussy."  Hubs said no, hubs' friend said "Sure, why the hell not?"  She took off her pants, and they smelled it from across the room.  Friend says "Uh, just kidding," scary lady pulls out a knife and says "Someone's going to eat my pussy or I'm going to slit your throat."  Cops come, see half naked scary chick, take away knife, arrest her.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

You should be recapping events for a living. That was hilarious.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: And this to the list of things I can never un-know. : You should be recapping events for a living. That was hilarious.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]


If I could find someone to pay me to provide that service, I'd be all over it.  Do you ahve an excess of cash and several events that need recapping? 

LessThanZero

I do have a list of events that need recapping, however no excess of cash.

I could always pay you in gum, or sexual favors. Just promise not to pull a knife on me if I back out on that second option.

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]I do have a list of events that need recapping, however no excess of cash.<strong> I could always pay you in gum, or sexual favors. Just promise not to pull a knife on me if I back out on that second option.</strong>
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

One, as long as it's Trident Layers ;)

Two, what the hell are you insinuating?

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Add this to the list of things I can never un-know. : One, as long as it's Trident Layers ;) Two, what the hell are you insinuating?
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Ahaha! I just realized what that sounded like I was insinuating. In reality, it was along the lines of me possibly deciding that I didn't want to be a prostitution-whore.