FACEPALM... Ex roomate...WOW

brhinkle

Ok backstory. Bestfriends in high school, she moved away randomly let me know she was moving back to Fort Worth and needed a roomate years later... we had a great apt. and she was not very responsible told me she could no longer afford to pay ( IDK when she paid but it was me paying). Her mother took my name on the lease because I moved in with H (then FI). She is very sweet and beautiful but she kind of likes things handed to her. H and I love her but keep our distance from the DRAMA on FB everyday ; )).... Ok done with back story

Ok onto the funny thing she got KU with a GREAT GUY HA!! They both live with mom and 4 of her mothers  children. At the baby shower we found out the name Tristan YAGER...ok why YAGER well the gifts from the shower they threw themselves were a small insight... are you ready??

Small bottles of Jagermiester and a condom that said " Use these together otherwise you will end up like us" along with a free haircut from the father of the coming baby who just finished hair school... POOR CHILD!!!! How could you do that??

brhinkle

yes thats the point they were getting at HA

jessienjeremy

Ummm wow.....

LesPaul

Klassy.

[Deleted User]

Wow. That's just...klassy.

Chi_Chi

At least they gave him a decent first name. I know someone of who gave her son the FIRST name of Jager!

ichellemay1

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[QUOTE]Did you say they threw themselves a shower?  <strong>Tacklicious</strong> all the way around.
Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

There's the word I was looking for!  <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />

Wrkn925

Poor child... and I hate it when people spell in the way it sounds.  Shortened, it's still Jager.  I guess that was intentional to make it sound like a name?

allisong23

Does that mean we have to name our child Bud Light Lastname?

jessienjeremy

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[QUOTE]Does that mean we have to name our child Bud Light Lastname?
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA... That would be ours..

allisong23

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FACEPALM... Ex roomate...WOW : HAHAHA... That would be ours..
Posted by jessienjeremy[/QUOTE]

Better than Jim Beam Lastname, and his two brothers Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels.

staceytaylor0704

Some people's kids. Geez

brhinkle

I know yes they did throw themselves a shower at a mexican food restaurant outside a few people showed so we brought gifts and bought our own food... no invitations it was via word of mouth..T

the daddy didn't order his own food literally ate off of other people aside from belching out loud along with a cigarette tucked behind his ear. It was hilarious the first time meeting him I think the look on H's face the whole time was priceless ; ))

as everyone has said I understand naming your child after family or anything with sentiment but her reasoning for the name spelt with a Y was that it wasn't exactly JAGER haha even though for me no difference.

BecW2be

Damnit. I should have named my first Amanda YoungAndStupidButStoneColdSober.

bsn1752

I'm ashamed to be from Fort Worth now.

amber2123

I guess I should change Jamie's name from Keith to Jager-bomb

Wrkn925

There's a family here that had all daughters and named them after liquors.
Jackie (Or Jacky? I dunno) Danielle
Ginnifer
Whiskey <--The only one I've met, and she was really nice.
I think they had 4 or 5 girls, and all the names followed the pattern. 

My sister's best friend got KU in high school and named her daughter Takila. 

I just don't get it. 

Istremene

Ours would all have to be some derivative of Guinness.

JennaV26

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[QUOTE]I'm ashamed to be from Fort Worth now.
Posted by bsn1752[/QUOTE]

Uh yeaahh.

All of those names are horrible but I'm fairly certain I could get away with naming my two children Vodka Diet and Long Island Iced Tea.