I'm bored. Want to chat? Let's do an irrational irritation/irrational happy things. So like...
I get irrationally irritated with short people carrying umbrellas because they poke me in the eyeballs. I understand that you need an umbrella but for heavens sake we're in NYC there are a lot of people. Hold it up when you're walking through a crowd not down over your head jabbing us in the eyes!
I irrationally happy over babies in those little front back pack things where they're facing out and just bouncing around. Love. I giggle every.single.time.