I'm such a bitch

tesskerr

I have always been the slightly fatter sister, but slightly hotter I thought because I got big boobs.

My younger sister is pregnant, and we joked how she would now be the fat one! Well 14 weeks in - she is skinnier because of the morning sickness, and bigger boobs because of the hormones...

Life's just not fair sometimes...

edit (please read this with an "i'm not actually being serious" tone) 

katiewhompus

Um...yes, because I'm sure she's absolutely loving not being able to keep food down and possibly risking the life/health of her unborn child through malnutrition.

SarahPLiz

and you are obviously proud of it. I don't get the point of this post. Is it supposed to start a pissing contest?

Piru

I'd have to agree with the title.

[Deleted User]

I lost a considerable amount of weight due mainly to morning sickness. It was not fun.

abbiewebster

i'm the fatter sister too always wiil be......but im not gunna slag my sister off because she throws up everything she eats because of morning sickness ...i dont see the point of this post

nda_roxybabe

Good for her?

sarahmk5

You sound like a peach who's nice and sympathetic to your sister's morning sickness.

ricksang

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5910f1-557e-4c9a-bd71-b51c2fc0aaddPost:cb76c1d5-1f48-4129-a29e-1a08abe0c122">I'm such a bitch</a>:
[QUOTE]I have always been the slightly fatter sister, but slightly hotter I thought because I got big boobs. My younger sister is pregnant, and we joked how she would now be the fat one! Well 14 weeks in - she is skinnier because of the morning sickness, and bigger boobs because of the hormones... Life's just not fair sometimes...
Posted by tesskerr[/QUOTE]

I will need a picture of you and your sister. I will tell you who is hotter.

LoveOfMikesLife

wow! now you're a b!tch and the not hotter, fat one!!!

life must really suck for you

tidetravel

Let's not forget the fact that your sister's baby could be in very real danger if she can't get enough calories and nutrients to support the growing fetus.

Nebb

Youre not a bitch, youre just dumb.

ricksang

Okay well, since you won't put pictures up, I have to assume your sister is hotter. Life must really suck for you, sorry.

megk8oz

You're right. You are a bitch.

And I don't mean that as a compliment.

abbiewebster

and since when does having bigger boobs automatically make you hotter...
YAY for small boobies

katiewhompus

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5910f1-557e-4c9a-bd71-b51c2fc0aaddPost:bccd78d4-6fd7-4b9b-b87d-7ad2ebbfcef4">Re: I'm such a bitch</a>:
[QUOTE]Aww how special. FWIW, my boobs are HUGE now. Does that make me hotter than my sibling?
Posted by mag920[/QUOTE]

Well duh...don't you know that boobs trump weight and personality?

gottahavashorti

Well, you definitely sound concerned about the well being of your niece or nephew.

redheadfsu

yep, you are a bitch.

tidetravel

10:1 that OP is going to go BSC the next time she posts in a thread, and someone calls her out for being "that bride that's upset because her malnutritioned pregnant sister is hotter than her."

stinkerbell6879

WTF? You are just being dumb.

SarahPLiz

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5910f1-557e-4c9a-bd71-b51c2fc0aaddPost:5b0cab60-6155-49ce-b589-c77370dfc063">Re: I'm such a bitch</a>:
[QUOTE]10:1 that OP is going to go BSC the next time she posts in a thread, and someone calls her out for being "that bride that's upset because her malnutritioned pregnant sister is hotter than her."
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

done. <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch</a>

I know, i just rigged the bet, but we'll have to see if she responds.

lovetothinkpink

What a lovely sentiment.I have to agree you're a total bitch.

leayn

Please edit the title to read "I'm such a jealous, ridiculous bitch".  Thank you.

ohwhynot

Plus, soon she will have an adorable baby that everyone will fawn over and lavish with attention.   She'll dress the baby in an especially adorable outfit for your wedding day and everyone will gush over her and the baby. 

Your life really does suck, doesn't it? 

[Deleted User]

What if the baby ends up hotter than both  of them?

MeaghanandMichael

This totes helped me with problems like this: http://www.20somethingsolutions.com/

YWIA!!

[Deleted User]

So, big boobs=really hot? Guess I'm screwed then.

beatlesgirl25

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5910f1-557e-4c9a-bd71-b51c2fc0aaddPost:2e7d4052-1dc1-4ff9-9433-227c28187c83">Re: I'm such a bitch</a>:
[QUOTE]What if the baby ends up hotter than both  of them?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

God, let's hope not. That would be thuper unfair! *stomps feet*

[Deleted User]

I bet the baby will have big  boobs.

beatlesgirl25

There's nothing worse than a sexy baby. Talk about thunder-stealing.

tesskerr

i guess my sis and i must have a bad sense of humour, we were both joking about it, thought some ppl might also find it funny! It all started with her wanting to borrow a pair of my jeans - I thought i'd give her my fat day jeans, she still way to small for them!

ps. don't worry she is still perfectly healthy, i think it's just she doesn't feel like eating as much KFC as usual

pps. my sis is 20, lives with me and FI. we are going to help her with the baby. We are moving to a more child friendly home, and buying a more child friendly car. I just got back from shopping, and got her some maternity clothes... for when she finally starts to show. I promise I'm not really a bitch haha