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I'm such a bitch

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Re: I'm such a bitch

  • I don't really think you're a bitch. I just think you made a poor posting decision today. :)
  • i do have a really dry sense of humour...
  • and a random one. I think this may have been funny to your mutual friends who know the circumstances, but to us you just sounded like a giant twatwaffle.
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  • Yes, you are right. Guess I shouldn't make a joke about how she is going to be too fat to be a bridesmaid, and I will have to kick her out?
  • No that would probably not go over well on the boards.
  • ...that was the point of the joke
  • Oh good.  I'm glad I can like you again.
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5910f1-557e-4c9a-bd71-b51c2fc0aaddPost:852fccdf-47a1-423f-94e2-2d619f6448a7">Re: I'm such a bitch</a>:
    [QUOTE]and a random one. I think this may have been funny to your mutual friends who know the circumstances, but to us you just sounded like a giant twatwaffle.
    Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, we see a lot of selfish, entitled brides post here who really do think about their family/friends in this way. So without the context of us knowing you, you're not likely to get the benefit of the doubt that this was a joke. Just FYI for next time.



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  • Well thanks for coming back to clear all that up...!
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  • bet you all had fun thinking I was a bitch though... I may not have been funny, but at least I may have been entertaining
  • Just be careful, though.

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5910f1-557e-4c9a-bd71-b51c2fc0aaddPost:af2d3796-ee5d-4669-9d33-aec6f741af63">Re: I'm such a bitch</a>:
    [QUOTE]i guess my sis and i must have a bad sense of humour, we were both joking about it, thought some ppl might also find it funny! It all started with her wanting to borrow a pair of my jeans - I thought i'd give her my fat day jeans, she still way to small for them! ps. don't worry she is still perfectly healthy, i think it's just she doesn't feel like eating as much KFC as usual pps. my sis is 20, lives with me and FI. we are going to help her with the baby. We are moving to a more child friendly home, and buying a more child friendly car. I just got back from shopping, and got her some maternity clothes... for when she finally starts to show. I promise I'm not really a bitch haha
    Posted by tesskerr[/QUOTE]

    Meh, you aren't a b!tch. It's just one of those posts that put people off a little.
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    [QUOTE]I have always been the slightly fatter sister, but slightly hotter I thought because I got big boobs. My younger sister is pregnant, and we joked how she would now be the fat one! Well 14 weeks in - she is skinnier because of the morning sickness, and bigger boobs because of the hormones... Life's just not fair sometimes... edit (please read this with an "i'm not actually being serious" tone) 
    Posted by tesskerr[/QUOTE]

    This made me giggle. 
    My infamous cousin Princess is shorter, not as pretty (but is still pretty) and heavier (but is by no means fat) than her younger sister, "Amy".  When Amy got pregnant, she didn't say it, but it was pretty damned clear that Princess thought Amy would become the fat one for once.  Meanwhile, Amy's weight didn't really seem change a whole lot right up to the birth of her daughter, (she's 5'8-5'9 so any weight that she did gain, looked nice on her tall frame) and she dropped every last ounce of baby weight and then some because she started competatively running when the baby was a couple months old.  
    At the Amy's shower, their mom proudly announced to all of us guests that  Amy didn't even look pregnant, but when Princess was as far along, she looked like she was smuggling a watermelon.  Ouch.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5910f1-557e-4c9a-bd71-b51c2fc0aaddPost:cb76c1d5-1f48-4129-a29e-1a08abe0c122">I'm such a bitch</a>:
    [QUOTE]I have always been the slightly fatter sister, but slightly hotter I thought because I got big boobs. My younger sister is pregnant, and we joked how she would now be the fat one! Well 14 weeks in - she is skinnier because of the morning sickness, and bigger boobs because of the hormones... Life's just not fair sometimes... <strong>edit (please read this with an "i'm not actually being serious" tone) 
    </strong>Posted by tesskerr[/QUOTE]

    I got your humor, but I guess I read the whole thing.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-such-bitch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:af5910f1-557e-4c9a-bd71-b51c2fc0aaddPost:9c394868-ea0e-4c23-a8f2-4bb2ebfd2404">Re: I'm such a bitch</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to I'm such a bitch : I got your humor, but I guess I read the whole thing.
    Posted by Labrnr[/QUOTE]
    As you can see, the only part that would clue you in to the fact that it was a joke was the part she added in after people had already begun responding.  Had you read the whole thing before that edit was put in there you probably would not have understood that she was joking.

    OP- there's definitely something to be said for knowing your audience.  If you were a regular poster around here and posted that, it's likely no one would have batted an eye because we would have known you and your sense of humor, but seeing as you're not a regular poster around here we kind of have to assume you're being serious.
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    oh, I hadn't realized she changed her origianl post.  Guess I was late to the posting.
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