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Shotgun wedding!

Hey ladies!

FI and I are planning a quick wedding.  We both work at a news station and recently got jobs with major networks.  All my hard work has finally paid off!  I met FI when I got a job working at his station as a reporter.  Then he took me to Pleasure Town and we rode unicorns.  He even did me on a rainbow!  We did have a minor falling out when he became upset with me for anchoring a news cast for him.  Something about a bad man punting his dog.  But those days are behind us!  We want to get married right away!

Any tips on wedding planning would be appreciated!  I've been too busy mastering my non-regional dialect to know anything about weddings!
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Re: Shotgun wedding!

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    Your venue needs to be made of rich mahogany. Otherwise, everyone will think you suck.
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    Your centerpieces should be entire wheels of cheese.
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    Congrats!  How wonderful!  Here's some wedding inspiration to set you upon the right path:




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    You must make you grand entrance on a unicorn. But, make sure it's on the proper non pooping diet so it doesn't poop on your aisle. That'd suck.
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    Don't forget to incorporate Big Foot's diick. I'm thinking favors?
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    I find it odd that TN is doing an AE extravaganza on their board and now it's filtering over here :/
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    Do you have a trident?
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    Your FI"s little gentleman should be taken to foggy Londontown during the HM.  Also, I'd suggest you stay away from Sex Panther.  It smells like pure gasoline.
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    An entire wheel of cheese?  Hopefully our ring bearer Baxter won't eat them all.

    Also - what style of wedding dress would flatter my breathtaking hiney?
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:868f2f34-6458-4fac-bb50-15dd803e429a">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Your FI"s little gentleman should be taken to foggy Londontown during the HM.  <strong>Also, I'd suggest you stay away from Sex Panther.</strong>  It smells like pure gasoline.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    But Nates... 60% of the time, it works <em>every time.</em>
    panther
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:8f2a70c6-6374-4e61-83eb-e19e80655185">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]An entire wheel of cheese?  <strong>Hopefully our ring bearer Baxter won't eat them all.</strong> Also -<strong> what style of wedding dress would flatter my breathtaking hiney</strong>?
    Posted by VeronicaCorningstone4[/QUOTE]

    1. Is he a mouse?
    2. Go with Body paint plus rhons jewelery. :)
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    I'm mostly a lurker on this board. But I had to add to this thread.
    Please be sure that the groomsmen don't get their pants at the toilet store


    Girls is stripper heels, boys rolling in Maseratis,
    all they need in this world is some love.
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    And don't take any shortcuts.  Brick doesn't know what he's talking about.
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    Your cake should be a chocolate squirrel.
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    Brick is planning FI's bachelor party.  But he keeps calling it a "Pants Party."  I don't know why anyone would want to go to a party in Brick's pants.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:c2f5874b-467a-467a-9c09-4f6b71d07e9a">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm mostly a lurker on this board. But I had to add to this thread. Please be sure that the groomsmen don't get their pants at the toilet store
    Posted by abrieckinthewall[/QUOTE]

    BAM! I love this comment. I love this thread. I love this A/E.

    Please proceed.
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    Will your signature drink be scotch? Or milk?  Milk is a bad decision.











    PANDA WATCH.
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    You should have a signature drink at your reception: Scotchy scotch scotch.
    panther
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    AATB GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:e03d2e19-8806-40da-b7c2-1a4cbed06980">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Will your signature drink be scotch? Or milk?  Milk is a bad decision. PANDA WATCH.
    Posted by aprilbride410[/QUOTE]

    Okay, really?  YOU ARE INFILTRATING MY BRAIN and it's freaking me out.
    panther
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    And, for the love of God, don't wake the bears.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:2b175439-d31a-4421-ad9d-1c01a7053ac6">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Shotgun wedding! : Okay, really?  YOU ARE INFILTRATING MY BRAIN and it's freaking me out.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    <div>I know.  This is starting to get pretty ri-goddamn-diculous.</div>
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:5ca94920-eacc-407b-b516-e040b1ab9d68">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Brick is planning FI's bachelor party.  But he keeps calling it a "Pants Party."  I don't know why anyone would want to go to a party in Brick's pants.
    Posted by VeronicaCorningstone4[/QUOTE]<div>
    </div><div>Don't spoil the surprise!  We've been coming to the same party for years, and in no way is that depressing.

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:5c2f0028-487f-4e83-acb5-9e3cbfc94685">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]And, for the love of God, don't wake the bears.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    Bears can smell the menstruation!
    panther
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    Ron, take me to Pleasure Town.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:26943873-e6a4-4fa7-b6e8-c4482d28a272">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Ron, take me to Pleasure Town.
    Posted by aprilbride410[/QUOTE]


    You smell like a dirty pirate hooker.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:5dfcbcb2-b5a1-4af1-be70-b9a18509bcad">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Shotgun wedding! : You smell like a dirty pirate hooker.
    Posted by VeronicaCorningstone4[/QUOTE]

    <div>I will punch you in the ovary.  Right in the babymaker.</div>
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:fbbfae7d-3114-4f45-ad13-18df5a6bb075">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Shotgun wedding! : Bears can smell the menstruation!
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>GRAAAAAARRERRRRRRGRAAAAAWWWWW.</div><div>
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    GRRRRRRR.
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    He's a live bear!  He will literally rip your face off!
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    My little gentleman.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_shotgun-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2c376dd-d589-4314-ab27-3c9c2c4053e8Post:001045c2-0da8-44ac-a6b0-a32e393864eb">Re: Shotgun wedding!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Shotgun wedding! : GRAAAAAARRERRRRRRGRAAAAAWWWWW.
    Posted by KatowJo[/QUOTE]

    Hey.  I'm not on the rag for another three weeks!!!
    panther
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