Let's do something fun.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : Loved your post.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

You mean Hung-Like-a-Horse Man? He's a little known gem from the Blackfeet tribe, originators of the foot long.

pixiedust84

Ohhhh going to read it now. I'm excited.

staceytaylor0704

Holy crap, that girl was worse than BSC. I tend to think she is young too....

raynes

Can you not just imagine her sitting down in a huff reading the responses?  And sitting up all straight and type all crazy.  Especially for THE PARTS WHERE SHES YELLING.

pixiedust84

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[QUOTE]Can you not just imagine her sitting down in a huff reading the responses?  And sitting up all straight and type all crazy.  Especially for THE PARTS WHERE SHES YELLING.
Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]

Hahaha I can totally picture this. That thread was epic.

MISSCOURTNEY20

Gotta go check this out.......BRB

JennaV26

I'm jumping in this really late but I just read the first part of the crazy BC thread an honestly, the most shocking part to me is that she said her and her FI didn't want to pay for healthcare since they're trying to save for the wedding. GRRRR. THIS is the kind of crap that pisses me off, where are people's priorities???
 
She's going to get some life-threatening disease and acquire hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills because she chose to pay for her DJ instead of insurance and then she's going to bitch and moan about how someone else should pay for her medical bills.

::steps off soapbox::

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : You mean Hung-Like-a-Horse Man? He's a little known gem from the Blackfeet tribe, originators of the foot long.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
Why are you so funny?  I love it.

MISSCOURTNEY20

There are people on these boards who have brains made out of the mystery meat from the lunchroom. We get it......

NatesGirl16

Does anyone ever ask her why she was so recently divorced that she just found out her insurance was cancelled, but already has another FI?  Maybe he was this guy and she couldn't resist, which would explain why abstinence is not an option for her. (Did she make that clear enough? :P)

maratea

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : she must have a great personality...
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

And by personality, you mean dick-gobbling vag and huge jugs? :)

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]I have a hard time believing any woman that insane and ridiculous would manage to score a c0ck that big. God, it's so unfair.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
HA!

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : And by personality, you mean dick-gobbling <strong>vag</strong> and huge jugs? :)
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

Considering the BC circumstances, I'm gonna go with "throat."

That was dirty. I'll stop now.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Does anyone ever ask her why she was so recently divorced that she just found out her insurance was cancelled, but already has another FI?  Maybe he was this guy and she couldn't resist, which would explain why abstinence is not an option for her. (Did she make that clear enough? :P)
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

Quite posting my DH's picture! He said they took that picture of him when he was in Banana Republic, buying pants. He's a victim of sexual harassment!

NatesGirl16

Since your fiance is so huge, maybe he could wrap his junk in a ziplock bag. Gallon-size, of course.


This was my favorite!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Since your fiance is so huge, maybe he could wrap his junk in a ziplock bag. Gallon-size, of course. This was my favorite!
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]


Yeah, vegas had an awesome run in that thread.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]You are all pervs. I'll pray for you.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

HA! You love us and you know it!

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : HA! You love us and you know it!
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]


In a completely non-pervy way.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : And by sexual harassment, I think you mean admiration, longing and envy :P.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

Oh it's been months ago,but I think either B or East posted that picture. So you know me I had to send it to the old man. And he had just went to buy pants at BR, and he's a goofy perv so he e-mailed me back that he felt violated.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : Not doubting the strength of your prayers or anything Anna, but I think we might need more than one person... I think some of us like the gutter.  it's comfy down here
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]


True.  Quite true.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : True.  Quite true.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

Maybe you can start a prayer circle with Nebb and B they hate the sex talk threads.

And J&K where did you go? What did we end up calling this thread?

We Get that Chit chat lady is BSC, and in her unpopular opinion we are all...(insert bad word here)

LesPaul

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : Oh it's been months ago,but I think either B or East posted that picture. So you know me I had to send it to the old man. And he had just went to buy pants at BR, and he's a goofy perv so he e-mailed me back that he felt violated.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

I showed that picture to DH in the original thread.  He cracked up, then asked me what else we talk about here on TK.  He's a little baffled by the appeal of the boards.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : I showed that picture to DH in the original thread.  He cracked up, then asked me what else we talk about here on TK.  He's a little baffled by the appeal of the boards.
Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

Oh I have scared DH also. Vegas, Jen and I were in a convo one day about if it was me TOM DH would ask if all the rides were broken. Well Jen told me the next time he asked I should take a fake blood packet and bite on it before I answer....hilarious! I told DH he said he's scared now.

And he asked how much these people we are meeting on Saturday know about him. I said nothing dear we don't talk about our husbands that much.....HA, I'm going to hell.

JennaV26

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : in summary...karma, she will have some. :)
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]

I hope Karma doesn't come in the form of an unwanted baby born to a useless human being. :(

"RROOARRRR!! IM ALLERGIC TO G-DAMNN LATEX AND YOU ALL HAVE YOUR HEADS UP YOUR ASSES!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!"

That was my impression of the crazy.

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : Oh I have scared DH also. Vegas, Jen and I were in a convo one day about if it was me TOM DH would ask if all the rides were broken. Well Jen told me the next time he asked I should take a fake blood packet and bite on it before I answer....hilarious! I told DH he said he's scared now. And he asked how much these people we are meeting on Saturday know about him. I said nothing dear we don't talk about our husbands that much.....HA, I'm going to hell.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

I left the browser open when I was reading one of the threads about the GTG and putting Whisky's picture on the table. H read it when I got up to get something and was like, "Why are you asking random Internet women to put Whisky on their dinner tables?" Sigh. He just doesn't get it.

NatesGirl16

:P

I remember that OP with the Banana (no pun intended) man.  I wish I had been around for the ChitChat OP, though, because I defnitely would have posted it and asked if that was her new FI. 

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : Classic.  I'll save you a seat in hell - DH would be mortified about the little bit I do share regarding him and how weird men are.
Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

Oh I informed him about a conversation about our sex swing. He was like holy crap I havent even hung the thing yet and its already getting all this attention.

Why yes dear the girls are curious.

LesPaul

And we made it the SB password too.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]:P I remember that OP with the Banana (no pun intended) man.  I wish I had been around for the ChitChat OP, though, because I defnitely would have posted it and asked if that was her new FI. 
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

I was starting to wonder if that post was MUD. She was so defensive from the get go, so it was either MUD or a young dumbass. I dont know how many people answered her question, makes me wonder when she came back in if she didnt read anything else after her post, and just jumped right into page 3.

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Let's do something fun. : H and I were discussing sex swings last night. I can't remember what got us on the topic, but I had all these questions. Like, how do they work? Do people actually sit in them? Both people or just one? <strong>What happens if it breaks mid-swing?</strong>It was driving H nuts because he doesn't really know what they are either and finally he said that if I didn't stop asking questions he was going online for a tutorial. That shut me up pretty fast. What pic of Sir Whisky Sour did you use? I will tell him tonight that he is the center of attention. As royalty, he's well used to it already.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

Ok so this had me laughing out loud at my desk. Reason #1 why swing is not hung up yet. DH doesn't want to willy nilly it. He wants to make sure it is very secure.
I'm sure you can look it up online, the box shows a couple (clothed) demonstrating different positions. It's mostly for the woman, and it takes all the weight.

Oh I have the picture you sent me of you holding him.
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